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The Z that Roared! (goofy story)


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All of this story was born from a single line that popped into my head the

other day that would not die until it's story was told... :wink:

 

The Z that Roared!

 

And it came to pass that the Lord saw the lands of the Earth

plagued by the cancer of four-wheeld deamons full of speed...

Two doors, four doors, hatchbacks and more,

yet no where to be found was a beast to settle the score.

So the Lord searched and came upon the land of Z...

He saw these graceful creatures with their bodylines and powerplants

that commanded respect and had a potential fury.

Ah but they were lacking, not much at all

but lacking just enough to be viewed as small.

Then over the horizon the Lord heard a sound,

the sound of powerful exhaust pulses that shook the ground.

The Lord smiled and wondered, what could it be?

He looked around but all He saw was another Z.

The Lord listened and could still hear that sound,

now He could tell, it was a V8 pummeling the ground.

He huried over to that Z,

but soon He found it was faster than He!

The Z finally stopped and He promptly implored,

"What is under the hood of that Z that roared?"

The owner replied, "This is a Z with 8!

Full of power, and speed that is great!

Speed unsurpassed and hard to relate,

but I can take you for a ride and demonstrate."

And the Lord went for a ride, faster then ever before,

and the Lord was impressed as He gripped the handle on the door.

When the ride ended the Lord looked around the land

and then He made a powerfull command!

"All of these Z's are to be reborn,

and into glory they shall be sworn.

Upgrade their powerplants to make this speed

Be it N/A, forced, 'L' or 'V'

4,6,8 or even rotary!

Build them for power, speed and grip!

Fly past those imposters and zip their lip.

And punish those serpents, vipers, ponies and exotic steeds,

and even these deamons called Camaros and Vettes driven by greed.

Show them who owns the asphalted land.

Show them what can be made from brains that are wise and hearts that are grand!"

And the Z's WERE rebuilt by powerful

Hearts, Years of Brainstorming, Respect, Intelligence and Determination..

and these Z's began to appear throughout the nation.

These Z's began to win at racetracks all over the Earth,

and the Lord was pleased with the HYBRID Z's triumphant birth!

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Guest Nic-Rebel450CA

Cool, glad some of you like it! I thought I was going to end up having to write a couple drafts but that was what came out on the first try. :-D

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