auxilary Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Is a mortician. Surgery on dead people. If everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING went wrong, you might get a pulse "Christ, honey, today was horrible. I gained one on the table" Conversely, the most difficult job would be a bank security guard. In Alaska in winter. You got 50 customers... they're ALL wearing ski masks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillZ260 Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 UM... are you trying out a new standup routine on us or...??? Good stuff, hard to nail the delivery with text thuogh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Juday Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Actually Bill, I've seen his act live. Trust me, it's better in print. J.K. buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 not my material, although I can come up with relatively funny crap. I was listening to Dennis Miller - Off the White album, and cracking up, so I typed it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueovalz Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Okay, I give up! Where's the picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ON3GO Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Okay, I give up! Where's the picture? lol hahaha. knowing alex he has one ready for us.. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 Funny thing is I read the pic reply, did a quick google image search for "Dennis Miller" and was presented with a picture of an erect dick as 4th match While this is an accurate description of Dennis Miller, and this is why he's really funny, it's not something I particularly wanted to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay1970Z Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I don't know what the easiest job in the world is, but I do know what the worst job in the world is...janitor at an adult theater, or that dude who walks behind the elepahnts at the circus and shovels up all the dung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 There was a thing in Popular Science a while back about the worst jobs ever and one of the worst included scientists that smelled (sp?) a persons fart and rated them as to how pungent they were. I'll have to dig up that copy and post some more crappy jobs. !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poundz9oh9 Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I thought the Maytag repair man had it made...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zfan Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Are far as the farting thing goes I think our wives probably have that covered in the winter locked in the house with us and no place to run Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody 82 ZXT Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I do know what the worst job in the world is...janitor at an adult theater You'd have to be pretty far down on your luck to chose that as a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 I don't know what the easiest job in the world is, but I do know what the worst job in the world is...janitor at an adult theater, or that dude who walks behind the elepahnts at the circus and shovels up all the dung. do you know how much money the average jizzmopper makes per hour? -what's a jizzmopper? he's the guy that cleans up the nudies booths after each guy jerks off. -nudie booth? what, you've never been to a nudie booth before? -guess not Oh, it's great. You step into this little booth and there's this window between you and this naked woman, and she puts on this little show for like ten bucks. -What kind of show? Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening in their body...any opening. The jizz-mopper's job is to clean up the booths afterward, because practically everybody shoots a load against the window, and I don't know if you know or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. I love Clerks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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