JKDGabe Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me - and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally have found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim240z Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Ha Ha Ha.....yup that ought to do it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 You won't feel good for very long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 a package of Oreos Mmmmm....Oreos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john kosmatka Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Mmmmm....Oreos! MMMMMMM.... Double Stuffed Oreos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I actually feel sorry for the restroom you will be violating when that concoction kicks in! Too FUNNY! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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