Damn Frog........

[COZY Z COLE]

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

 

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

 

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

 

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

 

He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

 

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

 

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

 

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

 

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."

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LARRY

[TheNeedForZ]

lol

[Mike kZ]

[Cody 82 ZXT]

[Mikelly]

Now THAT's Entertainment!

 

Hahahaha!

 

Mike

[JMortensen]

I got a frog joke:

 

A woman goes to the pet store looking for a birthday present. She doesn't have much money, but she asks the guy at the store what she can get for $5.00. He looks around and tells her she can buy a lizard, a mouse, or a frog, and suggests that she go with the frog, because rumor has it that the frog gives a mean BJ. She bursts out laughing, but buys the frog anyway as a gag gift.

 

So she takes the frog home and gives it to her husband, saying, "I know it's not much, but supposedly this frog gives one hell of a BJ."

 

About 3:00AM she wakes up to the sound of pots and pans clanging in the kitchen. She runs downstairs to see what's up, and there is the husband with the frog on the counter, and he's got pots on the stove and a cookbook open.

 

The wife says "What are you doing down here in the middle of the night?"

 

And the husband replies "Honey, if I can teach this f#cker to cook you're outta here!!!"

[auxilary]

I feel misled. I expected this thread to be about the French