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Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

 

Shut up!

 

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

 

Bloody peasant!

 

Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear

that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing

me, you saw it didn't you?

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Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

 

Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.

 

I am your king!

 

Well, I didn't vote for you.

 

You don't vote for kings.

 

Well, how did you become King, then?

 

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

 

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

Be quiet!

 

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

Shut up!

 

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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What did I start?!?!

 

Honestly, I had no clue about those damn dots. I'm just self absorbed and I have to know what people are saying about me. Please Tim, tell me what they're saying about me. Make something up. Just don't tell me I'm not note worthy. That's the lowest of lows, to be ignored. That's worse than being repressed.

 

BTW, how many coconuts can a sparrow carry? :weird:

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I never even noticed them until today!

 

BTW' date=' how many coconuts can a sparrow carry? :weird:[/quote']

 

???

OK, how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

TWO, the trick is getting them in there.

 

Good nite!

Owen

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