naviathan Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 In town we have two churches at either end, one Baptist and one Catholic. Oddly the parsonage for each church is closer to the other church so every Sunday the Priest and the Pastor ride bicycles and have to pass one another on their way to their respective churches. They greet each other every morning and often stop for a moment to converse. One morning the Baptist Pastor was riding along and came across the Catholic Priest who was walking. He stopped and inquired about his bicycle. The Priest said it had been stolen and he was quite upset about it. The Pastor said ok, here's what you do. Today you go over the 10 commandments and when you get to "Thou Shalt Not Steal" you watch the congregation closely and the thief will reveal himself. The next day the Pastor and the Priest are both riding again and the Pastor stops and asks again about the priests bike. "So the thief came forward I take it?" asked the Pastor. "No," said the Priest, "I went down the 10 commandments like you said and as I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Wife' I remembered where I had left my bike!" All in good fun, don't take offense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlderThanMe Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Haha...lol ...you really are supposed to stay off of religious topics here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Yeah, but it wasn't intended as a topic, just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 It's not a religious topic... it's a religious joke... and a good one too:lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some-Guy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 A-1 ! Good Stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wreckedj30 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 that was good, i hope i see you after an admin sees this..lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COZY Z COLE Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 We read it...We laughed... LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 lol, sweet, even got admin approval... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldestzguy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 My small town football team chaplin was nailing every housewife in town. He would pray with us at every game and then set a "good example" the rest of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 Hmmmm, sounds like a TV show... No wait that was an Army Chaplin in Fort Hood for real. he was hitting up the wives left behind when the troops deployed. We had a Capt. try that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_hunt Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Our preacher and the deacon's wife were getting it on. That's why I don't go to church anymore, bunch of hypocrites! On the other hand, I've always wanted to go to seminary school, hmmmmmm............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldestzguy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I have never met a man that did not get "uneasy" in church. Something about black bikini panties under a choir gown. I think I will go to church Sunday for two reasons. Sorry, I need to stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 "Be fruitful and multiply..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Two small town Irishmen were sitting in the town pub, when the first one says to the second " You know, Sean old boy, I think I've had every woman in this town, except of course for me Mother and me sister." To which the second Irishman says "Well then Patty me boy, between you and me we've had them all!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Irish braggarts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some-Guy Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I have never met a man that did not get "uneasy" in church. Something about black bikini panties under a choir gown. I think I will go to church Sunday for two reasons. Sorry, I need to stop now. hahahahaha ive known a few 'religous' girls haahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjc5500 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 LMFAO!!!!!!! great joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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