auxilary Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ever see that scene in Holy Grail where the king tells his guards to keep the gay prince in, and not to let him out, or anyone else in? same thing with me on the phone right now.... me: change the number from 2021 to 2000, ext 100 him: ok, changing number 2021 to 2000, removing ext. me: no. change 2021 to 2000, leave teh ext. him: ok, leaving extension, it'll dial 2021 me: no! change 2021 to 2000, dial ext. 100.. him: ok.,i'm confused. you want me to change to dial 2000, no ext? me: *slaps forehead* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrommitZ Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Sorry about your encounter, I don't remember that scene. Other than the limbless knight and the Holy hand grenade, the thing I remember most is "Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it"? I'm glad I didn't live that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFancypants Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 "But all I want to do is sing! .................................. " - Greg - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boodlefoof Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 She's got huge... tracks of land... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsunlover Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 "They said I was DAFT to build a castle in the swap.. well, I built it anyway!... It sank in to the swamp.. BUT... I built another one!! That one burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp.. BUT! I built another one! And THAT one stands to this day!!!" I love python... just silly... like that Camelot place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X64v Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.I.jonas Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warrenHLS3083301 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 bring out youre dead! (but im not dead yet) (i feel happy, i want to go for a walk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostmonkey Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 she turned me into a newt!......got better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike kZ Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Merely a flesh wound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Death69 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i actually performed the the bridge scene from monty python and the holy grail in french for my french class. it was the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wigenOut-S30 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 "just because some winch in a swamp flings a symitar at you dont make you my King" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
383 240z Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is this a cheese shop?? my fav. he's not dead just resting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boodlefoof Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I will not buy this record... it is scratched! My hovercraft is full of eels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
383 240z Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Live Organ Transplants!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 "just because some winch in a swamp flings a symitar at you dont make you my King" You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wigenOut-S30 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'causesome watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! Heh, thats it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFancypants Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'causesome watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! I'm being repressed! Bloody peasant! - Greg - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warrenHLS3083301 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 the holy grail is in the castle Aaaaarrggg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boodlefoof Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 (within the castle Anthrax) Oh bad, naughty Zoot. There is only one punishment for setting light to the grail-shaped beacon... You must spank her. And then spank me. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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