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zman1988

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Start your speech with a joke:

 

The Japanese designed, engineered, and manufactured new car in only 30 days.

They needed a catchy name to begin marketing. One guys says "Let's ask the Germans, they always have cool names for cars like Volkswagen...Audi....Mercedes....".

 

So they call Germany and ask "What would you call a car that only took 30 days to design and build?"

 

And the German replies "Dat soon?"

 

 

 

 

Then there was the blonde who went to the auto parts store to buy a 710 cap for her 24 ounce Datsun.

 

 

 

"Datsun delivered a car that could be driven to and from work 5 days a week, then raced against the world's premiere sports cars on the weekends." - Autoweek television

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