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I thought this was pretty funny...someone emailed it to me. Hope it's not a repost.

 

 

 

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

 

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

 

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

 

I hope this helps,

Walter

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Kinda reminded me of this one.

 

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on

what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs

up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

 

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she

always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think

deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

 

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to

the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the

whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

 

>>> Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?

 

Thanks,

Bob

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Thanks,

Bob

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