> > Subject: Best Investment Plan:
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> > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
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> > you will have $49.00 today.
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> > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
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> > $33.00 today.
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> > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
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> > you will have $0.00 today.
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> > But,if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
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> > the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
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> > will have received a $214.00.
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> > Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
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> > & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
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> > A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
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> > year.
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> > Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
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> > alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
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> > to the gallon!
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> > Makes you proud to be an American!