JMortensen Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 It said "If you are not a hemmorhoid, you'd better stay off my @ss!" I guess that guy really likes hemmorhoids : Just had to share... Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denny411 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 I heard a good joke today... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bar tender says... HEY, you`ve got a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your ZIPPER. The Pirate replies...HAARRR!!! It`s DRIVI`N me NUTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80LS1T Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Denny did you hear that on BOB & TOM Friday morning? Here's another one...Whats a Pirates favorite resturant?.......AARRRRRbeeesssss Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vashonz Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 What are a pirate favorite body parts? ARRRRMMS and BOOOTY A couple friends of mine came up with a ton of these one night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denny411 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Yeah, It was from Bob and Tom. I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Saw a gross one today: "It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger." I am still trying to see the deeper meaning in that. Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo240ez Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home Snick. Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home Hahahaha! Man, that's rich! Heh Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl327 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 I once saw: "Dont ride my ass unless youre naked" it was pretty hot lady driving the car too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neil Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Another pirate joke. Did you hear about the new pirate movie comming out this fall? It's rated AARRRRRRR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chris240turbo Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Whats the difference between a porcupine and a lexus? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside... 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denny411 Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 The other day my neighbor made a comment about one of his daughters friends. He said... If she had as many sticking out of her, as she`s had stuck in her, She`d look like a porcupine. BTW... He made this comment to her personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted September 23, 2003 Author Share Posted September 23, 2003 So an elephant and a mouse are walking through the jungle and the mouse falls in a little puddle of quicksand. The elephant says "Hold on Buddy, I'll save you" and squats down a little so that the mouse can grab his d!ck and get lifted to safety. A few weeks later the Elephant falls in some quicksand, so the mouse says "I'm gonna get you out" and he runs home to get his Porsche. He ties a rope around the elephant and the bumper and drags the elephant out. Moral of the story: If you have a big d!ck you don't NEED a Porsche. Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80LS1T Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Hey why dont you tell Greimann that one! J/K Dave! Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ON3GO Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 The other day my neighbor made a comment about one of his daughters friends. He said... If she had as many sticking out of her' date=' as she`s had stuck in her, She`d look like a porcupine. BTW... He made this comment to her personally. [/quote'] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OMG HAHAHAHAH i wish i was there to hear that, i would of died laughing... mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aaron Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Three guys die and go to heaven. They all get asked this question by Peter at the pearly gates: "When you are laying in your casket, what do you want to hear people say about you?" The first replies "that I was a good doctor, a family man, and saved many lives". The second replies "that I was a devoted father, husband, and teacher and that I touched the lives of many children". The third replies "Look he's moving!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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