patzky1 Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 I was cleaning out the (my dad's) garage two days ago and found a few unfired .308 Win. rounds, some stashed "adult" reading, and a couple of cans of billy beer. Keep in mind, the man won't clean the garage unless he HAS to, so I get to do it when I want to do something big, like replacing my struts and wheel bearings. So, what is the weirdest stuff you have dug up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ON3GO Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 i once found a real cheby 302 but i found a few werid things, a old barbie doll that was painted like a KISS doll, and some old condoms (not used lol).. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest myth66 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 This didn't happen to me but my older bro. was over one time picking up some stuff he had stored in the garage. He ran into a pet snake that had escaped from me about a year before still alive too. (no joke) He about "shat" himself. but I was pretty happy to have my old friend back . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueovalz Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 I found what appeared to be mouse droppings where my dog sleeps. I kept thinking that somewhere a mouse was getting into the bird food and leaving his trail behind. Then one night I was welding, and I guess the smoke and fumes, being they are hot, created an unbearable layer near the ceiling for the BAT that had taken up residence on the beam in the garage. The bat began flying around the garage (you can't even hear a bat fly they are so quite) and all I kept noticing was something out the side of the hood moving around periodically while welding. Anyway, that was 3 years ago, and every night during the summer months, the bat flies into the garage through the back door about 9pm, evades all the flags toolboxes, and cars, and quietly hooks onto the beam upside-down and proceeds to shit on the dog (which sleeps under the beam). Then around 5am he leaves once more to prepare is bowels for another assult on my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Bumble bee hives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Lochness monster, little green man, and a couple dead hookers sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Bumble bee hives !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-TARD Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Lots of stuff in mine. If I had the energy I could probably dig up Jimmy Hoffa in there, along with the classified CIA report on what REALLY happened to JFK. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HolyLlama Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 My parents bought a house for me in Jacksonville, AL for me to stay in while at college. It had a small workshop/garage behind it but it was in horrible condition and full of trash. Among the interesting things I found while cleaning it out were: thongs, bras, miniskirt, tank top, all in leather, along with other women's clothes, 4 rims for a ford Taurus, condoms, owner's manual for a BMW, touch up paint for a BMW, a pamphlet on how to get tested for AIDS, a bag labeled "Seduction", the floor was covered in probably 3 inches of union pamphlets, and a Bobby Kennedy yard sign and campaign button. The neighbors told me a Union organizer bought the house originally in the 60's and lived there until the 80's, during the mid 90's until around '99, a stripper at The Platinum Club rented the house and grew marijuana in one of the bedrooms, well she got busted one night and skipped bail and was never seen again. The people that moved in after her dumped all her stuff in the garage and no one touched it til I moved in. When you have an old house, like an old car, it collects history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillZ260 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 A power wheels JEEP in the attic above the garage. When we have kids they will get a Hybrid of their own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MistressMotorsports Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Strangest thing - a car that actually runs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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