auxilary Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Bob has finally found a medium between his acrophobia and his life ambition of being a fighter pilot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oltmann Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "How's your news!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdab Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 One guy on Harley talking to another guy on a Harley: "I don't mind when those rice boys mess with honda cars, but THIS sh%t needs to stop" tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean 83ZXT Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Where the saying "crotch rocket" was first coined" "The reason for darwin awards" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Harry is displaying just one of the many items available from the online NASA giftshop." "...And if you see this man, he is regarded as being highly dangerous. Do not try to engage with the Steroid Streetbike Rider." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zpeed Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "HEY big boy, wanna go for a ride" "Bob finally finishs death bike" "ouch, i have fallen off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim240z Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "yeah that's a smile on my face....Do you SEE the joystick anywhere?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdab Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Yeah, this thing was made by ACME. Apparently they were very popular with the coyote’s in the 70’s." tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdab Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Sure Bob, I suppose you humming the theme from Top Gun makes you look a little more like Tom Cruise." Sorry guys, I'm bored at work! tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 The ACME comment wins! Hands down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Perry Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 " it all started when I was working the late shift making F-18s, and I realized an awful lot of those parts would fit in my lunchbox..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zfan Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Wipe me! Wipe me! need I say anything more! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia Flash Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Chicks dig fighter pilots" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperDave Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "As a doctor, you must carefully screen your potential Viagra patients for possible adverse reactions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "Lockheeds first attempt at the F18 hornet looked like a good concept, but the lack of wings and pilot cockpit room were rejected by the military." Regards, Lone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 This proves beyond and reasonable doubt that "the difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys" Dave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Eco friendly and Powered by Chilli Beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tim78zt Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Of course it comes equipped with a built-in toilet!!! Tim78zt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 DECEPTICONS, TRANSFORM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 "Just after this picture was taken, Bob cracked open the throttle on this beast, his face growing more red with anger, muttered the words, "I'LL show them who's stupid, those stupid jerks telling ME what I can and can't do, those stupid, stupid...(trailing off)". Leaving behind a trailer full of assorted pork products, a worm he called "Norm", and his best friend a Mountain Dew can. He was 32." !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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