jc052685 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I know this will get the shed but I thugh at least a few would get a laugh:biggrin: The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out,there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 50 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in 2008'. I try to have a little fun each day. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skib Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 BAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffer949 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Its an old joke. Heard it about 10 different ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi303 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I've heard it with Gore, Bush, Clinton and almost every politicion and every election year for the past decade. It's always a good one, just change the politicians name and the election year and you are all set I've also seen it with "OJ is Innocent" as the sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffer949 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Ive also heard it for like bmw's from other drivers stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big-phil Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 first time i've heard it, thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Very funny.... now I need to find someone thats in the process of getting a parking ticket and try this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I've heard it with Gore, Bush, Clinton and almost every politicion and every election year for the past decade. It's always a good one, just change the politicians name and the election year and you are all set I've also seen it with "OJ is Innocent" as the sticker. Whats this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators BRAAP Posted July 31, 2009 Administrators Share Posted July 31, 2009 Whats this? Where have you been? It's only the 51st state of the union. Just north of New York, west of New Mexico... Where Zeal is grown, duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skib Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Where have you been? It's only the 51st state of the union. Just north of New York, west of New Mexico... Where Zeal is grown, duh! its 52nd state Paul dont forget Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Haha I love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skib Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Haha I love that. lolz Iv got one for everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi303 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Whats this? Da InterWebs. A sea of electrons surging through copper tubes with 300 million of you guys forwarding stuff around, I'm sure a kalahari bushman knows more about Bush and Obamas private life than they know about their own leaders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi303 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 its 52nd state Paul You mean Obama is a Queen!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 You mean Obama is a Queen!?! HeY dont gEt this sent to the Shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I'll just leave this here as a reminder: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skib Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 aaaaahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Wow, the heat is really getting to the rest of the country! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Da InterWebs. A sea of electrons surging through copper tubes with 300 million of you guys forwarding stuff around, I'm sure a kalahari bushman knows more about Bush and Obamas private life than they know about their own leaders We just dumped a whole lot of useless **** on the intranetz... And to be precise, my intranet connection is by light, not by copper. FIOS woot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skib Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Ya! you tell em Ted! Teh Interwebs iz not a truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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