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I know this will get the shed but I thugh at least a few would get a laugh:biggrin:

 

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out,there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

 

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a Nazi.'

 

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

 

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 50 minutes.

 

The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

 

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

 

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in 2008'.

 

I try to have a little fun each day. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

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I've heard it with Gore, Bush, Clinton and almost every politicion and every election year for the past decade. It's always a good one, just change the politicians name and the election year and you are all set :P

 

I've also seen it with "OJ is Innocent" as the sticker.

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I've heard it with Gore, Bush, Clinton and almost every politicion and every election year for the past decade. It's always a good one, just change the politicians name and the election year and you are all set :P

 

I've also seen it with "OJ is Innocent" as the sticker.

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Whats this?

 

Da InterWebs. A sea of electrons surging through copper tubes :P

 

with 300 million of you guys forwarding stuff around, I'm sure a kalahari bushman knows more about Bush and Obamas private life than they know about their own leaders :P

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Da InterWebs. A sea of electrons surging through copper tubes :P

 

with 300 million of you guys forwarding stuff around, I'm sure a kalahari bushman knows more about Bush and Obamas private life than they know about their own leaders :P

 

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We just dumped a whole lot of useless **** on the intranetz...

 

And to be precise, my intranet connection is by light, not by copper. FIOS woot!

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