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oh gee, my rotary is going to run 10:1 air/fuel ratio with raw gas dripping out of the exhaust. too bad it's a 73 and not subject to smog check on a side note, this state sucks. the original DMV equipment check law is from 1976

She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?" Feeling very uncomfortable, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it ... you're going to shit when you hear the price." -------------------------------------

today my friend and I went to get lunch, and we go to in-n-out, which happens to be by a movie theater. As we're approaching in-n-out, we see a blind guy leading another blind guy across the street. into a movie theater. The laughter didn't stop for 15 minutes, and continued throughout the day. We're SO going to hell.

what's the n36 rumor?

what's the 2 symbols of the republican party again? oh yeah, an elephant and a fat white guy who's afraid of change. (applying to extreme conservatives only, of course) http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/ledgerenquirer/8265432.htm this is right up there with texas law banning sales of dildos and vibrators. At least they can be purchased as novelty gifts, as long as they're not listed under their intended purpose.

My camera sucks ass. I need an upgrade, this thing's 5 years old Ran out of batteries too. This is on HWY 1, south of halfmoon bay in northern california

helpdesk call from 4 minutes ago: Just got a call from a sales guy SG: Hey, are we having email problems? I sent an email that I copied myself on at 3:50, and I haven't gotten it. Also, my outlook is hanging me: ok, let me look up which exchange server you're on. ok, you're on 4. Who else is having issues? sg: Brad. me: Hm, he's on 4 also. anyone else? sg: katie, are you slow? i start chuckling. katie: what? sg: are you slow?? katie: what do you mean? sg: Are you hung? Cuz brad and I are hung. My phone's on mute, I'm busting up laughing on the other end of the line. I can hear all of them start laughing over the phone too. me: ahem. sorry, i'm having a difficult time keeping a straight face. sg: no problem! Btw, we're not hung anymore. [more laughter ensues]

oh no........ not this again. dude, 3 years ago! even appeared on Leno. Preceeded by thousands of photoshops on vwvortex

So, a priest, a child molester, and a rapist walk into a bar.... and that's just the first guy

this guy is speeding down the road at 2am. cop pulls him over. "son, you been drinking?" "-why, do I have a fat chick in the car?"

I think it's the ease of plugging it in, as far as swaps go. In this case, it's easier to get an sr20det and achieve same results. I don't know what one would use for a rwd transmission for the dsm turbo block.

ulises: i'd be careful if they welded brackets on. the minute you'll start taking hard turns, it'll be prone to cracking. this is why most of us mount the radiators with rubber isolators, suspended in mid air vs. bolting it to the frame

and rotors..

no big deal with turn signals at all. I used Lockhart Philips (motorcycle) turn signals, paid 19.95 for both with bulbs. They have 3 wires, 1 ground, 1 low and 1 high. Just use a lead tester to find out which wire's which on the Z, and attach them directly. The Z turn signal is also same 3 wire setup.

yes. don't use apostrophes? for now?

yeah. I've had those on my car over about a year and a half.

damn, this is expensive over 100 bucks for just por15, topcoat, metal ready, por-strip, and thinner!!!

no, because a man with 4 balls can't walk

yeap. i tried the fixes, this is still an issue. sorry dan

Reminds me of The Man Show episode, where they asked women to sign petitions to end the Women's Suffrage

SoCal city falls victim to Internet hoax, considers banning items made with water Associated Press ALISO VIEJO, Calif. - City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production. Then they learned that dihydrogen monoxide - H2O for short - is the scientific term for water. "It's embarrassing," said City Manager David J. Norman. "We had a paralegal who did bad research." The paralegal apparently fell victim to one of the many official looking Web sites that have been put up by pranksters to describe dihydrogen monoxide as "an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled. As a result, the City Council of this Orange County suburb had been scheduled to vote next week on a proposed law that would have banned the use of foam containers at city-sponsored events. Among the reasons given for the ban were that they were made with a substance that could "threaten human health and safety." The measure has been pulled from the agenda, although Norman said the city may still eventually ban foam cups. "Our main concern is with the Aliso Creek watershed," Norman said. "If you get Styrofoam into the water and it breaks apart, it's virtually impossible to clean up."

whoa cool! thanks!

An internet messageboard is NOT a professional venue. There's no involvement of money, religion, or vestal virgins. Like I said, this is a bunch of guys standing around and drinking beer while discussing car topics and giving each other a helping hand. That's just you. Your analogy is wrong. Based on that analogy, one would be insulting you directly. If you want to make this analogy direct, it would be more like this: You are walking down the street, and you see a guy beating air with a stick. Are you going to complain because it somehow affects you? He is swinging in mid air, away from people, and bystanders are just watching him swing away. It doesn't affect them because the anger's not channelled towards anyone in particular. There's already a language filter in place. You seem to be on this high and mighty crusade that this is all wrong and offensive. To your 1 voice, there are 10 that say you're wrong and are taking this way out of context. At this point you need to sit down and re-evaluate: is the problem with me, or with others? Nick, are you a smoker?

wheel bearings?