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  1. chapparral, I called those guys idiots for their attire. But you know what? Darwin will win, and I'll enjoy watching their videos while they're alive. Crashed are even more entertaining. Yup, I'm morbid!
  2. hehe no, there are some good stunters in that vid, but even more stupid ones. Especially that tard with the green/american flag bike that kept trying to do the ape-hanger. here, watch my buddy adam's film: http://www.apexfilms.com/reasonabledoubt2.wmv'>http://www.apexfilms.com/reasonabledoubt2.wmv http://www.apexfilms.com I bought their DVD, it's pretty good
  3. OK, the guy's gonna design the t-shirt in a bit... do you guys agree on this design? 1. have just that picture on the front, shirt being the same color, minus the evil dead/hail to the king part 2. have that same picture on the back 3. have the front say "I'll swallow your soul" and have the graphic on the back? 4. have the front say "you're goody little two shoes!" and the graphic on the back? 5. have the front say "goody little two shoes!" and the graphic on the back? 6. have the front say "yo she-bitch!" and the graphic on the back?
  4. Hehe, but the camaro came with a straight 6 from factory, the RS anyways
  5. hey, if JSR gets published, I demand WBR gets credit too
  6. i triple dog dare any one of you to insult me.
  7. quick tidbit - your master cylinder is listed as 15/15, i think you meant 15/16s. got pics of installed brakes?
  8. k, first off Second, do you want brake lines, which you can get at napa or kragen, or stainless steel braided units, which you can buy from modern motorsports or MSA (earl's) spindle pin tool is a reverse threaded tool designed to pull the spindle pin out from the rear control arms without any damage. It's the pin that joins the control arm and the strut housing, and acts as a pivot point.
  9. http://www.5pennies.us/images/No%20Seat%20Belt.avi pwned
  10. http://tempshared2.home.comcast.net/stfu.swf
  11. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean? A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing. Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
  12. blackberry synchronization: her: "yeah, I open up desktop manager to synchronize my blackberry, and this box appears" me: "what does the box say?" her: "synchronize now, configure pim.." me: "So, did you click synchronize?" her: "it's grayed out" me: "Did you put the blackberry in the cradle?" her: "....................oh"
  13. forget the wire loom. look the the atl fuel cell mount and aluminum floorcage!
  14. they're 35 lb/hr injectors (roughly, or 36?) that came on 2.3 liter turbo SVO mustangs. 84-86. I THINK they also came on the turbo t-bird. they have a higher fuel flow than regular injectors, good for boost applications
  15. "yes, I'll be taking the deed to your house and your first born now" (it's a maybach)
  16. http://members.cox.net/sib0o/flying_jaws.wmv
  17. http://www.raptors-lair.com/blu/misc/snowtowcar.wmv HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. look at it this way. stop leak products are designed to gum up crevaces and seal up leaks that way, correct? Well, it'll do that everywhere else, like your oil passages, etc. not to a severe extent, but not worth it.
  19. "The messages are marked 'Unread' and I can see them when I switch views in Outlook to "Unread Message". When I read them, they do not appear in my Inbox."
  20. as an IT guy supporting a company of 1400+ employees, where the designated OS is microsoft, and EVERYONE has a PC with some version of windows, I think I qualify too. And you know what? Microsoft may suck, but they're my job security. Yes, microsoft makes some shitty stuff, but almost everything is made for microsoft. If I want to play a game, say, Age of Mythology, I won't be able to play it on Linux. Or other games that I like, but can't play because they're not written for different platforms. If I apply for jobs, I'll be sending in resumes written in word, because it's a company standard. While StarOffice may do a decent job of converting to .doc format, I'd rather be certain the resume has proper microsoft formatting, because I know that's what HR is using to view it. I can site numerous other examples, but sometimes it's ok to admit to using microsoft on a regular basis Yes, I run 1 linux box, and 4 windows boxes at home
  21. very funny http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html
  22. I think they're more angered by the shady business practices microsoft pulled in the past.
  23. and how many of you replied to this thread using a microsoft OS?
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