i just got back from school and checked my mail. I got an email from JohnsNdiovu@netscape.net. heres what it said:
DEAR FRIEND,
BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
MY NAME IS JOHNSON NDIOVU, THE ELDEST SON OF MR.AKUGA NDIOVU OF ZIMBAWE IT MIGHT
BE A SURPRISE TO YOU, WHERE I GOT YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS. I GOT IT FROM THE
NETHERLANDS CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE.
DURING THE CURRENT CRISIS AGAINST THE FARMERS OF ZIMBABWE BY THE SUPPORTERS OF
OUR PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE TO CLAIM ALL THE WHITE OWNED FARMERS IN OUR COUNTRY,
HE ORDERED ALL WHITE FARMERS TO SURRENDER THEIR FARMS TO HIS PARTY MEMBERS AND
THEIR FOLLOWERS.
MY FATHER WAS ONE OF THE BEST FARMERS IN THE COUNTRY AND KNOWING THAT HE DID NOT
SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT POLITICAL IDEOLOGY, THE PRESIDENT'S SUPPORTERS INVADED MY
FATHER'S FARM AND BURNT DOWN EVERYTHING, SHOT HIM AND AS A RESULT OF THE WOUNDS
SUSTAINED,HE BECAME SICK AND DIED AFTER TWO DAYS. AFTER HIS DEATH, MY MOTHER AND
I TOGETHER WITH MY YOUNGER BROTHER DECIDED TO MOVE OUT OF ZIMBABWE FOR THE
SAFETY OF OUR LIVES IN SOUTH AFRICA, WHERE I LATER MOVE TO EUROPE.
BUT BEFORE MY FATHER DIED, HE WROTE A WILL, WHICH READS. MY BELOVED SON, I WISH
TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SUM OF (US$12.5 MILLION DOLLARS) WHICH I DEPOSITED
WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE IN CASE I WANT TO INVEST THE MONEY, HE
DEPOSITED THE MONEY IN A SECURITY COMPANY WITH MY NAME (JOHNSON NDIOVU) AND IT
CAN BE CLAIM BY ME ALONE WITH THE DEPOSIT CODE, ALL THE DOCUMENT COVERING THIS
MONEY IS WITH ME. I WANT TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY MOTHER AND BROTHER.
FROM THE ABOVE REASONS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THE LIVES OF MY FAMILY DEPEND
ON THIS MONEY. AS SUCH, I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL IF YOU CAN ASSIST US, I AM NOW
LIVING IN HOLLAND AS POLITICAL ASYLUM AND THE FINANCIAL LAWS OF NETHERLANDS DO
NOT ALLOW ASYLUM SEEKERS CERTAIN FINANCIAL RIGHTS TO SUCH HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY.
IN VIEW OF THIS, I CANNOT INVEST THIS MONEY IN NETHERLANDS HENCE I AM SEEKING
FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF NETHERLANDS FOR INVESTMENT
PURPOSE. FOR YOUR EFFORTS, I AM PREPARED TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS,
10% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION,
WHILE 70% WILL BE KEPT FOR MY FAMILY AND I.
FINALLY, MODALITIES ON HOW THE TRANSFER WILL BE DONE WILL CONVEYED TO YOU ONCE
WE ESTABLISH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE BETWEEN OURSELVES. LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR
URGENT REPLY. FOR MORE INFORMATION, YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
NOTE. THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY.
THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY
APPRECIATED.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS,
JOHNSON NDIOVU.
(For the Family).
yea i havent given my email adress the the Netherlands Chambers of Commerce lately, and why should i belive a guy who claims to be in the insane asylum anyways?
edit: the all caps writing is a clue that it is BS