Didn't fool me...  I was expecting to read a line like: 
  
"I closed my eyes, “boom!!!†a shot rang out, I slowly opened my eyes to see a gray dust ball in front of me, the cat was nose down in the soft sand and slowly rolled to it’s side.  Then there was a knocking on the door and I heard my wife's voice ask, "Dan, are you going to be sitting on the toilet all day?" 
  
Great story!