auxilary Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 guess he really did get drunk off his ***... Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema 2 hours, 14 minutes ago Add to My Yahoo! Oddly Enough - Reuters HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday. Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles." Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper. "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case. The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said. A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters. Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison. Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilRufusKay Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Brings a new meaning to "Drunk off my ***!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 yeah, but i bet the wine tasted like crap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2126 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Man, this is story is truely full of sh _t.....I mean wine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Man that is dedication. How does one hold 3 liters of wine in long enough to get hammered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest austinlt1 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 pratctice, practice, pra.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolorin Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 No comment, what can I say the guy wanted to be drunk and got his wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akeizm Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Now he really took it in the a**! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Man that is dedication. How does one hold 3 liters of wine in long enough to get hammered? Well, he'd definitely get drunk a lot faster through the bum, since the tissue is highly absorbent, and it'd be the equivalent of basically injecting alcohol into his bloodstream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilRufusKay Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Well, he'd definitely get drunk a lot faster through the bum, since the tissue is highly absorbent, and it'd be the equivalent of basically injecting alcohol into his bloodstream You guys know how John Candy died right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 OK Rufus, curiosity piqued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim240z Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Yeah...as far as I know, he died of a heart attack in Mexico while on a film shoot...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 yup. filming wagons east Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Kinda sounded like there was more to the story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilRufusKay Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 John Candy as you may know was a huge nose candy guy. Because he was in front of the camera and could not afford his nose to run he bagan sticking it up his *** One day he filled the "gass" tank up with too much high octane.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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