dsommer Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat. I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees. And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees. Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets. Folks don't hate ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose. Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave. Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves. Red onions make you laugh instead, and french fries grow like weeds. Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay. The king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch." Here's the commercial if you really want to watch it. http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1580/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks280zt Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I like it, thats Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish that does the singing, I was wondering if he was still alive...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil1934 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 It beats commercials whose sole object is to say the product's name as many times as poossible in 15 seconds. And it shows a corporate sense of humor as they resurrected the Burger King. Remember when you woke up with the king? You just know that commercial bombed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The only thing that gets on my nerves is the "king" with the big head always grinning. We can never have enough of the "ladies with the nice caboose" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 That's what the commercial is advertising! I was just entranced by the women everytime, that I didn't notice what was being sold I really don't care if they keep running that commercial, it can't get old if I keep seeing Brooke Burke at the end telling me to, "Come and get it!" !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 My wife absolutely hates that commercial - but she does remember that its a commercial for a Burger King sandwich. It's better than the Quiznos rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2126 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 IT'S STILL YOUR TYPICAL DUMB COMMERCIAL...just like the rest of them. Sorry, I just hate commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I can honestly say I have never watched that homo erotic commerical. Everytime it comes on I immediately change the channel or mute that pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icice9 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 its not soo bad!!! you cant go wrong with hootie and brook burke.. you also have jenna jamison picking burgers off a tree with Vida Guerrero and her nice round a$$ on that trian trolly.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Taylor Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The commercial I hate the most is the hardees comercial talking about the big block el camino being the ultimate toy. Anyone else heard it? "WIth 2 4-barrels it can smoke anything on 4 wheels from a stop". Not sure what having 2 carbs has to do with traction but hey, whatever. LOL. JT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I'd much rather see the Burger Sling commercial than the one for Pepto Bismal with the squirt dance version of the maquerana(sp), although all commercials get on my nerves. Wheelman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks280zt Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 lol, you guys are hilarious, anyone see the playboy with brooke burke in it? MY GOD that women is friggin sexy, and how did i miss jenna jameson in the burger king commercial, she is another fan favorite. And Phantom is right, that Quizno's commercial makes me wanna avoid their food, whats with that rat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay1970Z Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch is pretty good actually, really big too. It is a little outrageous to pay $4+ for a sandwich at Burger King though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest comeandzpa Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Mmmm, Brooke Burke. Rather have her than the sandwich... Did anybody else see the new version of the "Wake up with the king" commercial? It's advertising the new breakfast sandwich, the Enormous Omelette Sandwich...2 sausage patties, 3 strips of bacon, 2 eggs, 2 slices of american cheese....and only 47 grams of fat! (For comparison, a big mac has 32). Anyway...guy wakes up, gets out of bed, and opens the blinds on his window, only to find the burger king standing right in front of his window looking back at him. I'm not real sure why, but I found this hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zguy95135 Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Its better then the one where he wakes up and the king is in the bed with him ??: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carrman Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 That commercial had to have been created by someone who did a few too many shrooms in their lifetime........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody 82 ZXT Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 There was a longer version that played durning the Superbowl. I think it's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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