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666 = Number of the Beast

660 = Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 = Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast

1010011010 = Binary of the Beast

6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 = Area code of the Beast

00666 = Zip code of the Beast

666mph = The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 = Way of the Beast

666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k = Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 = CPU of the Beast

665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

666i = BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address

668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333 = The semi-Christ

HA HA HA!!!!! :evil::icon54:

JOEY

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Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all.

 

A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist.

 

Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, said the discovery appears to spell the end of 666 as the devil's prime number.

616 means that we get to have the day of the beast every year on 6-16! that makes reason number 666 to have a party!

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Come on, we're living in the 21st century.....aren't we??? People used to think the world was flat too and that it was not possible to travel faster than the speed of sound. Oh well! The only beast one should fear, is the one that resides between your ears.................

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