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My mom, who was from Ohio, used to say "prolly" instead of "probably". I think she meant "probably".

 

She also had the theory that, at a stop sign, if the guy ahead of you goes it's OK for you to go right through behind him.

 

How about "That car is quicker 'n hell!"

 

Or, "That car is quicker 'n s**t!"

 

Apparently damnation and waste move rapidly.

 

"He's dumber than a bag of hammers". Huh.

 

"I know enough to know I don't know anything". For sure the latter is true.

 

"If people only loved each other more, it'd be a better world". It'd have to be a different world, I think, and prolly with no people.

 

"Inflammable" just pisses me off. Shouldn't it be "Enflammable"?

 

"Slow Children Ahead". Always makes me smile - I mean, they should at least change it to "Special Children Ahead".

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"Its all good like a hamburger at mcdonalds in a happy meal box"

 

I herd it on the bus from some old want to be pimp guy.

 

Meaning- it might be good but its been out and sitting for a while

 

I found it really funny when he told me the meaning because at mcdonlads they really do over make food and leave it out till some one orders it.

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When you use "It's hot as hell," always add, "But it's a dry hell."

 

It makes them think about it. A bit.

 

Davy

 

yes it made me think for a sec. i heard my teacher say "flaming balls of gayness" its a inside joke with the other Ag teachers. it my welding class and we start welding in 2 weeks i hope. anyone in the FFA?

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There are quite a few I like...

 

One that pops in my mind was like some posted earlier..

like,

 

He is a few turds short of a full sh!t.

 

 

 

what do the following mean ???

 

as cute as a button

 

one in the hand is worth two in the bush

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In the state of Washington, I've noticed road signs that say "Watch for Fog"... I never realized I had a choice in the matter.

 

The road I live on say's "Watch for Ice"... I usually look in my cup.

 

Another of my favorites... my wife often say's, after asking her a question... "Probably, for sure". So, "which is it?" I usually ask. Somehow I never get points for that one .

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In the state of Washington, I've noticed road signs that say "Watch for Fog"... I never realized I had a choice in the matter.

 

The road I live on say's "Watch for Ice"... I usually look in my cup.

 

Another of my favorites... my wife often say's, after asking her a question... "Probably, for sure". So, "which is it?" I usually ask. Somehow I never get points for that one .

 

HAHAHHA, there was an episode of dog the bounty hunter where he said... and I quote...

"Absolutely, this is it! Maybe."
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