Globerunner513 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A man who was attacked by a black bear while walking his dogs survived only after crushing the creature's skull with a stick. Jim West needed 60 stitches on his head and body to close wounds from the terrifying attack. 'I swung my piece of wood like a sledgehammer driving spikes and I kept swinging till she was lying flat on the ground and there was blood coming out of her nose.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1075830/Bring-sweetie-Man-kills-bear-stick-hes-got-scars-prove-it.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 That man cannot hurdle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETEW Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 phhsstt! Uh-oh, sounds like someone has opened a can a whoop a**!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 deleted. This one REALLY doesn't need a political angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I foget who throw the bee hive into those fellows car, I would assume he would have wished it would have been a grizzly. (ya know just to keep it a fair fight;) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Those Canadians sure do know how to take out the opposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 280ZForce Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I foget who throw the bee hive into those fellows car, I would assume he would have wished it would have been a grizzly. (ya know just to keep it a fair fight;) ) haha that was none other than Mr. Tony D himself, and it was his brother in the car. but he did it in retaliation, so it's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 well he's from the great white north eh? what kind of canadian would back down from a fight with a black bear. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some-Guy Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 ^^ This one I would be outa there lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowCarbZ Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Pffftttt those wussy Americans would've resorted to a gun to deal with that situation. You know, this seems like an almost fitting smilie. I know it's a horse but it definitely resembles a bear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-Z Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 That guy apparently carried a big enough stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I would have welcomed the chance to take on the bear... I get wood every time I see the final scene in "Legends of the Fall" And yes, I did throw the Nest into the car, and then held the door closed so the occupants could consider their previous pranking against me... I got wood reading that story... Though, personally I think I would have taken the cubs home as pets and raised them...letting them roam my yard and keep the Z's safe. Kinda outdoes a Rottie Couple in the same function. I would name them 'Zeus' and 'Apollo' and teach them to 'sic balls' like that dog in the movies! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowCarbZ Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I would have welcomed the chance to take on the bear... I get wood every time I see the final scene in "Legends of the Fall" And yes, I did throw the Nest into the car, and then held the door closed so the occupants could consider their previous pranking against me... I got wood reading that story... Though, personally I think I would have taken the cubs home as pets and raised them...letting them roam my yard and keep the Z's safe. Kinda outdoes a Rottie Couple in the same function. I would name them 'Zeus' and 'Apollo' and teach them to 'sic balls' like that dog in the movies! LOL You should request the aid of the sexual partner of your preference or handle that "wood" situation you've got there. Seems you've got a bit of a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral2f Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Pffftttt those wussy Americans would've resorted to a gun to deal with that situation. You silly canadian person. The bears are much more dangerous down here because our constitution guarentees our right to arm bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 You silly canadian person. The bears are much more dangerous down here because our constitution guarentees our right to arm bears. lol. black bears would have the barrel of your guns curve themselves because even they would be scared and try to run away! Either way, beating a black bear with a stick is one thing... How about killing a leopard with one hand and a quick tug. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeeboost Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 lol. black bears would have the barrel of your guns curve themselves because even they would be scared and try to run away! Either way, beating a black bear with a stick is one thing... How about killing a leopard with one hand and a quick tug. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657 "The page you are seeking has expired and is no longer available at msnbc.com. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 i just clicked on it with another computer, works fine :-/ "Kenyan, 73, kills leopard with bare hands" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I'll go look the kenyan up while in Nigeria. Right after I find the guy who keeps e-mailing me about that 28 billion put into a numbered swiss account... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I'll go look the kenyan up while in Nigeria.Right after I find the guy who keeps e-mailing me about that 28 billion put into a numbered swiss account... Doctor Talib Mumbwasa?! YOU KNOW HIM!? he owes me 50 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 The ebola monkey got Mubwasa: http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com (NSFW) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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