Night before Christmas

[MadMaxDallas]

This morning, I felt like creating a Z Christmas parody, look around the web, found something

close and tried to improve on it.

 

I wanted to share my joy of getting bit by the Z bug this year. And I'm thankful for all the wonderful

information found here on the HybridZ site.

 

MadMaxDallas

 

 

 

Twas the Z Night Before Christmas....

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, and in the garage,

there was not a trace of a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge.

The presents were wrapped, and the lights were all

lit, so I figured I'd mess with my Z just a bit.

 

I popped the release and I lifted the hood, was checking

the oil, when a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good".

 

As you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, and

there by the bench, stood ol Saint Nick!

 

I stood there a bit, not sure what to say, then Santa

said "wanna trade for a sleigh?" I said "No way, Santa" and

started to grin, "But if you got time, we could take a spin!"

 

His round little mouth, tied up like a bow, turned into a

smile as he said "Close that hood and lets give it a go!!"

 

So as not to wake the kids, or disturb all the neighbors'

retreat, we pushed the little Z out into the street.

 

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,

I turned on the key and let the blow off valve squeal.

The sound that erupted took him a bit by surprise;

But he liked it a lot, you could tell from his eyes.

 

With Pirelli’s a' crying and exhaust tips aglow,

we headed on out where all the hot rodders go.

Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,

with every shift up as I went through the gears.

 

Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"

So I backed off the gas and asked "Do you wanna drive?"

Old Santa was stunned as I threw him the keys, he

touched the side of his nose, and "poof" I was in the

passenger seat.

 

The Datsun roared to life as Santa laid into the gas, the

Garrett spooled up, never this fast! Power shifting

into second, and then into third, I sat there watching

Santa with a total loss for words.

 

St. Nick turned to me with a gleam in his eye,

And said “Lets add another turbo & then let’r Fly!”

With a wave of his hand and a prayer to the Lord,

There were twin turbos & methanol injection aboard!

 

We passed Hemi’s, Cobra's and Veyron's that night,

and punched fifth gear and blasted out of sight.

 

Back to the garage we had to fly. St. Nick turned to

me with a twinkle in his eye, he threw back the

keys to my little Z ride.

 

He jumped back in his sleigh, with a large smile on his lips;

and said "I will watch your project progress on HybridZ lists."

 

As he sped out of sight, one last cry could you hear

“Merry Christmas Z man, and a Happy New Year!”

[260zturbo]

hahaha i like it.

[fhptom]

Need to Copyright that before someone steals it and makes a million......

 

Happy Holidays to All.

 

Tom

[MadMaxDallas]

Well this is just a modified one I found on the web, tailored to the Z, and I think, made just a bit better.

 

Merry Christmas to all.

 

Need to Copyright that before someone steals it and makes a million......

 

Happy Holidays to All.

 

Tom

[2eighTZ4me]

That's freakin' GREAT! Excellent job!! You oughta try your hand at songwriting sometime.....

[datsun79z]

MadMaxDallas;

 

That's the cats ass. Absolutely superb.

 

Merry Christmas to all;

 

Mike

[MadMaxDallas]

Think after wrapping Christmas gifts, and coming back and doing a bit of editing, it is finished till somebody else makes it better.

 

Thanks

 

MadMaxDallas;

 

That's the cats ass. Absolutely superb.

 

Merry Christmas to all;

 

Mike

[eec564]

I love it! It really is the joy rides with friends that make owning a Z car special.

 

Merry Christmas friends.

[MoNkEyT88]

Very cool!!

[rturbo 930]

Hahahahaha that's brilliant!