ZR8ED Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have a few other words of wisdom when I was studying Zen. Humorous Zen: If life is really like a box of chocolates, then you can’t truly live life without getting your fingers sticky. Life can be like a brown trout down a rabbit hole until you see that the hole is actually a sea, and you are not a rabbit Blood is thicker than water, unless the water is frozen. For copyright purposes I wrote the first two, the last one I stole from Buddy Wassisname of his comedic story about a 454 corvette engine into a Yammy (a skidoo with a Yamaha sticker on it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexicoker Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Assumption is the mother of all f*** ups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 resurrection time: A sign I suggested my girlfriend to post for the benefit of her drama plagued employees. Life is more dramatic without a paycheck. Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 "Who is John Galt?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 "Who is John Galt?" Now I have to go buy the book. I bet John Galt and Yossarian would be friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Muahahaha! I doubt Yossarian would be a 'friend'... If you find the book, you will see they are diametrically opposite. But why ruin the journey? You will find out for yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
280znoob Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 a man who runs behind car get exhausted Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted November 29, 2009 Author Share Posted November 29, 2009 If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation Haha! I always think that everyone else is overestimating the seriousness of the situation... If it's already broken, what's the rush? oh... we are sinking... hmm.. interesting. ya'll know how to swim? Just pack the hole with your wifes paste like mashed potatoes... it'll hold. My mind started to wander a few years ago... still havent found the bastard. Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
280znoob Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 My mind started to wander a few years ago... still havent found the bastard. Joe Haha i have never heard that particular rendition of that saying. Nice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 "It is not appropriate to store trout in your dungarees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Just because it smells of fish, does not mean it IS actually fish. Not all warning labels are superfluous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rxsleeper Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 A couple for you: "A common mistake made by people trying to design something completely foolproof is underestimating the ingenuity of complete fools"-- Douglas Adams, Hitchikers Quide to the Galaxy "Lifes tough, It's tougher if your stupid!" John (Sgt. John M Stryker) Wayne, "Sands of Iwo Jima" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zman1988 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 "A common mistake made by people trying to design something completely foolproof is underestimating the ingenuity of complete fools"-- Douglas Adams, Hitchikers Quide to the Galaxy "DON'T PANIC" "42" "Space, says the introduction to the guide, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind bogglingly big it is. And so on." That is my favorite book of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
280znoob Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 "DON'T PANIC" "42" "Space, says the introduction to the guide, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind bogglingly big it is. And so on." That is my favorite book of all time. haha the anwer of everything = 42 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnc Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Since the computer created to determine the ultimate question was destroyed five minutes before it was to produce the ultimate question (after running for 10 million years - 5 minutes), the pan dimensional creatures that were running the computer (mice) made up the question to keep from being embarrassed. The question they produced was: "How many roads must a man walk down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabeRoc Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikez31ss Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 It seemed like a good idea at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
280znoob Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 last words: "Oh yea? Watch this!" or " It's probably not even loaded,see?" "you dont look so tough" "And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..." "Lets drop our weapons and talk." "It's a dud! Its a dud! Its a du" " Luke i lied, Bill Shatner is your father" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 "Motor Insanity sheets are required to do the necessary calculations." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I.R.S= see signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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