for reference, she's german. Their department got a bunch of cupcakes with frosting. I am walking by, I see the stack, and I ask if I can have one.
She says "Ok, but you have to wear the ring [little smiley face ring on every cupcake, sold that way]. If you don't wear it, you'll never get any food from this department again. Consider me the food Nazi, and consider yourself Jewish"
me: "Hey genius. I AM jewish"
her: "oh... uhm... well, yeah"
couple of coworkers, including her boss, heard that and their eyes bugged out.
me: "you're about as sharp as a bowling ball. you should be happy HR wasn't near by within earshot, you'd be canned in a heartbeat"
no, i didn't narc on her. I don't need more drama or get people fired. She's just now on my shitlist. She's young, dumb, and full of cum (sorority girl, and proud of it)