this one made me ROTFL
The godfather of soul, James Brown, testified in a Los Angeles court room Tuesday. Brown, 68, is being charged with sexual harassment of a former employee, Lisa Agbalaya, 36. Agbalaya worked for Brown in his west coast production office.
"I uh chuch gwine meh!" said Brown "I ain't guh tah fo dah guuuuh!" Agbalaya claims that Brown made inappropriate sexual advances. She detailed an incident where Brown presented Agbalaya with a pair of leopard-print panties and said "Uhhh, you doo no gih wuuuuh! Ha!"
Agbalaya is seeking $1,000,000 in damages.