HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
here's another one...
16-yr old virgin boy walks into a drugstore. he paces up and down the aisles for a half-hour before he's approached by the pharmacist.
"can i help you, son?"
"well see, sir, it's like this. this girl i know just told me she really... wants to...and, um, i'm going to dinner at her house tonight. so, i,"
"condoms? up front by the ...."
so, later on, trojans in hand, he walks into his girlfriend's house. they sit down to dinner and begin to say grace. long after the prayer is finished, he still has his head bowed in his hands and is praying like the pope himself. his girlfriend leans over to him..."i had no idea you were so religious."
"well, thanks for telling me your dad's a phamacist!!!!!"