BrandonsZ

Be happy that they have a quota, but it's not what you think, I know an officer who would be happy to write more tickets in his 12 hour shift, but he was specifically asked to tone it down when he was breaking records on ticket writing. Now he spends hours of his day wasting time. (he says there is no minimum, but if you did not write at least a few, you'd get asked what you were doing all day).

"But officer, I didn't even chirp the tires... I swear." This is one sic shot! Dang.

http://www.exo.net/~pauld/books/car_science/accelerometer.html I gotta try this... in 6 weeks...

Alex, Sorry to hear about that, been there, I always improved because of it though. Agreed, I was probably an idiot anyway, I take this board more seriously now. Good luck on the swap.

It didn't work, all I could manage was to make an elipse with my right foot while drawing a #6 from the top. But if I draw a #6 from the outer, then switch to inner my foot goes the other way too, so it sort of works, but I manage to keep my foot going the same direction regardless of which way I start drawing the #6. Which bar do you hang out in, I got like $50 in my wallet.

That's for another scientist to discover, but without this step, his discovery would be useless right? Is this newsworthy? Hey I just discovered I can kill any cell with a pair of plyers and a plasma torch, can they use that to cure cancer? No, but without the word "cancer" in the title of the article he wouldn't be able to publish his work, which is the key purpose of this article. Published works are like years of experiance for scientists and professors, where they are published matters and how often.

freekin' awsome ride. I hope my tranny comes in today...

Not anymore, did you get laid recently? That usually fixes the problem. *Sorry for the curde remark, but I don't know how else to say it.

I am amazed at the restraint shown by Alex and Grumpy. Good Show Gents.

the second set looks like the best dang "Rosta-Ride" I've seen yet.

I better check my underware! I haven't laughed that hard in 10 years. I'm sweating like a pig now. Thanks Alex! You are now forgiven for picking on me in my first 100 posts.

I don't remember if it was turbo or not, but it was a total dog to 60, then it seemed to draw power form the earth itself and explode to 100. From 0-60 accel you could never have expected the blast to 100. It was as if the first gear was skipped, or didn't work, but actually it shifted several times before hitting 100.

so much torque it threw the hood up.

You can have the cross! I really don't like dumb women, but I think I can make this one exception. I mean she can sing and dance, she can't be THAT dumb. The first minute is worth the 30 minute download, the rest is pretty corney. I don't know am I allowed to watch that at work?

Well, it's not about winning, it's about HOW you play the game of reliability.

Put: "My other car would have smoked you" on the front bumper of the minivan (in reverse lettering of course) and "I told you so." on the back bumper of the Z. It's kind of an inside joke but it's all about that one guy who get's it.

Yea, that's a lame excuse, I don't believe the wife wants him to sell these... wait, what if it IS the wife selling these?

I'm just saying, when she's signing the divorse papers, I'm sure she'll be a freek there too. I just can't picture that type of chick to be the type you marry, maybe that's where I'm getting confused. My last date, who wasn't my wife, was 7&1/2 years ago.

I wouldn't trust this 100%, cause you could hit a particularly ruff spot and that's when that tire rule won't save you.

I told my wife, "Women may be obsolete in the near future." After I tolder her about this, she didn't exacly laugh it off. I better not bring it up again.

http://album.hybridz.org/showphoto.php?photo=3544&cat=500&page=1

that thread nearly made me wet my pants... I think my Z is going to be inexplicably stolen just before the divorce if I get divorced. HOLY FREEKIN SNIT! I'm shaking... is that normal when you've seen a tragedy so severe it is without possibility of words to explain? I'm going home with a tall bottle of Rum tonight, and I'm going to tell my wife that I'll never leave her.