Mike kZ Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 ...The same blonde brings her car to the auto body shop after getting caught in a hailstorm. The body shop guy says, "Save your money and fix it yourself by blowing hard into the tailpipe. The dents will pop back out." So she goes home and starts blowing into the tailpipe. Another blonde walks by and sees her blowing into the tailpipe and says, "What are you doing?" She replies, "Blowing out the dents." The blonde passerby replies, "Silly, that won't work...unless you roll up the windows first!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsunlover Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 so the blond walks away, and ends up walking down a country road. Off to her right in a corn field, she spots a blond in a rowboat trying to make her way across the field. She yells to the blond in the boat; "You idiot! It's blonds like you that give us all a bad rep.. and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your A$$!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 OK, I will not laugh at these. I am married to a blond... I'm resisting the urge... must .... Not .... Laug...Bwahahahahahahahaha Ahahahahahaha Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabeRoc Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Q: why does a blonde have one more brain cell than a horse? A: so she won't crap in the street during a parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aaron Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend is blonde too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarrisonTX Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend is blonde too. i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageskaterkid Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 There were two blondes running to the drop-top 300ZX, the one said "hurry up, i locked my keys in the car and i can't get in, i need to put the top up before it starts raining" Well and her blonde frend went for a walk.........they saw sum tracks "those are deer tracks" "no, those are moose tracks" - They kept fighting until the train hit them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleMX Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 The blond was speeding and got pulled over by a blond cop. Blond Cop: May I see your drivers licence please mam. Blond: Drivers licence? What's that? Blond Cop: The rectangular thing with your picture on it. Look in your purse mam. The blond searches and finds a mirror in her purse. She looks at it for a moment then hand it to the blond cop. The blond cop looks at the mirror for a moment and hands it back to the blond and says "You can go mam, I didn't realize you were an officer too". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2126 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Q: why does a blonde have one more brain cell than a horse? A: so she won't crap in the street during a parade. NOW THA'S FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ptrust Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 do you know why blondes put TGIF on top of there shoes? so they know there toes go in first.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patzky1 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. / Going to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KEINoze Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 What do you call a pimple on a blonde's ***? A brain tumor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zguy95135 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. / Going to hell LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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