auxilary Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 You should post her name and number on the Internet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperDave Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Not a word, to anyone, ever, about it, including the parents. If you think about it for a bit, you'll realize that you don't stand a snowball's chance in Hell of doing any good for yourself by discussing it with anyone. Having said that, I think what they did was disgusting and without class. You're going to want to watch your back around these people, because there's probably no limit to what they'd do if they decide they don't like you. Keep the incident filed under "Either I, or Karma, owes them one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 22, 2002 Author Share Posted October 22, 2002 guys it's a joke article, not mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oltmann Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Those people raised your fiancée. I promise you, you are going to find that the girl is just like her mother. Two faced. Maybe you can live with the other head, but maybe the other head will tell you "no more Z car." What will you do then? It's time for you to give their little girl a test too. It isn't true false, multiple choice, or anything else you've heard of. You don't need your parents to help administer it, you need a lawyer. The test is called a prenuptial agreement, all she has to do is sign. Otherwise, I'm sure she knows where the door is. Edit: Same advice applies to real marriages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 No, really. What is her name and number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruxGNZ Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 You subscibe to shagmail too? Chadwick, TZ, Lewis, they are all great! !M! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest livewire23 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 lol, great group of people to give advice when u'r joking hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsommer Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Damn that was funny DAMN!!! ds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaime240z Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 DAMN! That's just one more test I would have FAILED! DAMN! Damn! Damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockjaw Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Passing or failing would depend on what she looks like. Wonder what she would have said if the guy went in there to "hit it" ? Maybe he should have turned the tables by telling her she would have to prove she was serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 That was VERY funny... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperDave Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Damn. I'm entirely too serious about things, aren't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 I thought we were having a Jerry Springer moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zfan Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Very interesting, kind of like All in the Family. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Option 3: Crawl out the window. Call your father inlaw a friggen psychopath and then go get some nachos from 7-11, get drunk and go back to the house and expose urself to them. Now you both have something to keep quiet about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drax240z Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Hehe, I love it. You guys that thought this was serious need to relax a little though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denny411 Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Tell her Dad you were only coming to get him, as a "Tag Teammate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl327 Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 dangit aux, i almost thought you were cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted October 24, 2002 Author Share Posted October 24, 2002 haha thanks len Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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