WickedWild Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Found this in a jeeps forum. Working in customer service, I get all kinds of phone calls from customers.Some are more educated than others. Generally I get the guy (or gal) that knows what they need and want a price for the part. On the flip side, I get a few people that call that have no business working on their own vehicle. See below. It's saturday afternoon, quiet day here. The phone rings and I answer. The young guy states that he has a problem with his car. Okay, fine...What's the problem..Well, it idles very rough and seems to be knocking. And when did this start? Well, I just ported and polished my heads. Uh huh..And you put everything back together correctly? meow I'm scratching my head about this one..... Then, he says that he didn't have the engine apart. (By meow I'm looking at the guy that works with me on saturday with my best WTF?!? look on my face.) he's like this meow ---> So, I ask the obvious next question..How did you port and polish the heads if you didn't have the engine apart? His reply, ladies and gentlemen I kid you not, was this: Well, I just hooked the sandblaster up the the throttle body, started the sandblaster and started the engine. (I repeated this out loud, the other guy is in tears meow and I'm trying my best to keep a straight face and be professional) I first told him that was not the way one ports and polishes heads. Next, I clued him in as to what his "experiment" was going to cost him. I am just simply amazed at how ignorant some people are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim240z Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I gotta call BS on this one. No one is that stupid...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhadman Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "I'm sorry... did you just say meow?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2126 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Come on Tim, you know they're out there!!! Maybe he was trying out his own version of extrusion honing! Shoot, I'd say he's lucky the damn thing started at all.....of course, if this is a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "The snozzleberries taste like snozzleberries." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "I'm sorry... did you just say meow?" chickenfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhadman Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "Who wants a mustache ride?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I said I wanted a literocola, not a large Farva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMortensen Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "Didn't your mama teach you how to chug???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhadman Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 "Hello down there... are you ok?... excuse me... uh... Bear... Bear F@$%%r... do you need assistance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 "you boys like Mexyco!" meow thats the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 "Say car Ram-Rod" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhadman Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 "I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonsZ Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 this is the hardest thread to follow than any other thread I ever read on this forum... I just got it. I bet I know that guy who called customer service. Duh. "Comere Piggy Squeeeeeeeeeelll" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 My friend reminded me of this one. "I'll believe ya when me **** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet." The captain said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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