RagingPanda Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I saw this on another forum so I have to share it with you guys. I was on the ground dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoNkEyT88 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 lul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyZ Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy from Oz Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Some time ago I was talking about this to a couple of male friends and we decided to approach our wives about it. The results were interesting. Terry bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie bragged he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told me that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. After hearing this I told my wife that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I still didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye, just enough to fix myself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and hang out a load of washing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The missing one: Sex should encompass anything and everything he wants to do, regardless if you like it or not. All the rest can be thrown out if that were the only rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 PM me something printable. My wife will JUST LOOOOOVVVEEEE this! Then again.... Naw still worth it:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 http://phocks.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the-good-wifes-guide.jpg This should bring it to its own page. Print preview looked okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Crud she has seen it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rturbo 930 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Some time ago I was talking about this to a couple of male friends and we decided to approach our wives about it. The results were interesting. Terry bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie bragged he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told me that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. After hearing this I told my wife that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I still didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye, just enough to fix myself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and hang out a load of washing! :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jknc90 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The article sounds pretty accurate to me haha, just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Dreamer Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 You know what is funny? I married an "old fashion" girl that prepares all my meals, maintains the housekeeping with the help of our four children, home schools all four children and makes sure she has time for me. How about that! Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 You know what is funny? I married an "old fashion" girl that prepares all my meals, maintains the housekeeping with the help of our four children, home schools all four children and makes sure she has time for me. How about that! Mark I'll add a small response to your post. I'll bet good money your fantastic to her as well and will stay married for life, coincident, probably not. "Woman are the moral compass of society" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaspendlove Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Dreamer Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'll add a small response to your post. I'll bet good money your fantastic to her as well and will stay married for life, coincident, probably not. "Woman are the moral compass of society" woldson, Guilty on both counts! Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I married THE best wife... She allows me the latitude to spend our discretionary income on cars, track events, and stuff she truly has little interest in. She manages the budget and still squirels away money for extras. She keeps the house cleaned and the pets cared for, along with making sure her sons are taken care of (Both adults now) She loves, respects, and honors me. She is humble, gracious, and caring. She gives of herself to me at my requests. She is the most impressive human in my life. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I hope your wife sees that. Great tribute to a great woman! Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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