EvilC Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Got this at work last week: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after, owned and flew airplanes, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, did NOT have to sneak away and play GOLF to drink beer and Scotch but chose Gentlemen's Clubs instead, and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B00STDZ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Hahha, so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB26powered74zcar Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Except for flying a airplane, thats my life story in a nutshell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_furious Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 You know, it annoys the living daylights out of me that friends, relatives and various and sundry others act as if my single status is a problem and somehow needs to be fixed, so insert random girl *here* and try to get A.J. married off / laid / otherwise attached. Newsflash: I LIKE ME THIS WAY! Quit trying to clutter my life up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZZeee Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 < looks at left hand lovingly and thinks.... best/cheapest/quietest/most forgiving girlfriend I ever had > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(goldfish) Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 < looks at left hand lovingly and thinks.... best/cheapest/quietest/most forgiving girlfriend I ever had > T.M.I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B00STDZ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 < looks at left hand lovingly and thinks.... best/cheapest/quietest/most forgiving girlfriend I ever had > Rofl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckolander Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 If only my life could've been just like that fairy tale........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh817 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 < looks at left hand lovingly and thinks.... best/cheapest/quietest/most forgiving girlfriend I ever had > Dude I just had a mini-mouth throw up... With that said, I named mine Tracey! <== Thats with an E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckelly78z Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 In the long run, a bi-weekly prostitute is cheaper than a wife, and in the short run more satisfying..........but then the hooker doesn't fix dinner for you, or clean the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZZeee Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Wow, she's pretty... I like green eyes. But do me a favor and keep her away from me, okay? Dude I just had a mini-mouth throw up... With that said, I named mine Tracey! <== Thats with an E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZZeee Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My ex seldom cleaned house and I did most of the cooking. She didn't have a job either. To top it off she was a real PITA. Divorced a long ago and will never repeat that mistake. Ckelly, it sounds like you have a wife AND hookers. I'm too cheap to support either one. In the long run, a bi-weekly prostitute is cheaper than a wife, and in the short run more satisfying..........but then the hooker doesn't fix dinner for you, or clean the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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