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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


EvilC

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Got this at work last week:

 

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after, owned and flew airplanes, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, did NOT have to sneak away and play GOLF to drink beer and Scotch but chose Gentlemen's Clubs instead, and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

THE END

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:2thumbs:

 

You know, it annoys the living daylights out of me that friends, relatives and various and sundry others act as if my single status is a problem and somehow needs to be fixed, so insert random girl *here* and try to get A.J. married off / laid / otherwise attached.

 

Newsflash: I LIKE ME THIS WAY! Quit trying to clutter my life up! :icon45:

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My ex seldom cleaned house and I did most of the cooking. She didn't have a job either. To top it off she was a real PITA. Divorced a long ago and will never repeat that mistake.

 

Ckelly, it sounds like you have a wife AND hookers.:rockon:

 

I'm too cheap to support either one.:P

 

 

In the long run, a bi-weekly prostitute is cheaper than a wife, and in the short run more satisfying..........but then the hooker doesn't fix dinner for you, or clean the house.
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