MAG58 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 A stick of butter? I think a ride in an F15 would be nice... Boom the White House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zgeezer Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Pray - a lot! Amen! Oh, to be a callow youth once more, even for a fortnight. Fornication, indeed. Many of us on the other end of the HybridZ demographics have pondered this question. I have.... three times for family, friends, and clients. In real time, here are some authentic responses: 1. Get sick, vomit on the floor, pass out, go into shock. 2. Get very angry. Why me? Why not that other s.o.b. Feel sorry for yourself. 3. Discover who your friends are: they're the ones that come over and help with the small things you can not do; they are the ones that provide you with transportation to and from the hospital; they offer to give a good home to your cat or your dog. They are the ones that come over to sit beside you, when you now weigh 90# down from 165# and cannot raise your head to swallow. 4. You put your life in order. A will or trust. Talk to old family members. Say "I love you" in as many ways as you can to friends, spouses, family, and, yes, to your pets. 5. Discover one day that your dogs know: really KNOW that you are dying. 6. Write goodby letters to your grandkids and others, seal them, and mark them as "Do not Open until.....". 7. You clean your house, press and hang your clothes, write a Will stating that the house is to be sold complete with furniture, china, clothes, library, and vehicle to a young couple at a price they can afford. 8. Instruct your executor that you will be cremated and your ashes rototilled into the rose garden. 9. Fly to Amsterdam, rent an apartment, smoke dope for a month with your wife of 25 years, and explore the many wonderous expressions of physical and spiritual intimacy. Death comes to us all; all in good time. For some, a good friend who stops by to release us from the bonds of this life; for others, a simple recycler of bone, flesh, and blood. G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoov100 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 trade all of my belongings for a hotel room, 1911a1 .45, one hallow point bullet, a notepad and a pen, or put calcium phosphate cyanide in my cereal in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stravi757 Posted July 11, 2009 Author Share Posted July 11, 2009 trade all of my belongings for a hotel room, 1911a1 .45, one hallow point bullet, a notepad and a pen, or put calcium phosphate cyanide in my cereal in the morning. i dont get it. why would u waste your time killing yourself, that would be the last thing on my list, i would definitely do the drugs and prostitute thing before i thought about that. id prolly go on a killing rampage of ppl on my ♥♥♥♥ list before that. i guess im saying i just dont understand the whole idea behind that, any reason for something so lame. and what kind of cearl anyways. i would hope its something good like coco pebbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warrenHLS3083301 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 wasn't there a youtube video of some guy who hijacks a tank and drives it through a city in a police chase, that looked like it would be pretty fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Hoedemaker Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Skydive completely naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big-phil Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Fly back to Maine, and spend my time in my Mothers arm. (I seriously teared up a bit:redface:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalJack Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Sleep in. Rob a bank. Steal a Ferrari California. Hand out all the cash to everyone on the streets. Hit top speeds to Vegas. Dead. Sounds like a good last day to me!!! Although hanging out with Mom would be nice too. Hard decision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Make a video for my family, and try to give them the best of me that they can have for the rest of there life, without me. I'll be dead, they will be alive, mine is the easy part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAG58 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Take mom with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaparral2f Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Go to the DMV. They make an hour seem like a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerAce Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'd get a good night's sleep, wake up early in the morning, fill the tank, and just start driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoov100 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 i dont get it. why would u waste your time killing yourself, that would be the last thing on my list, i would definitely do the drugs and prostitute thing before i thought about that. id prolly go on a killing rampage of ppl on my ♥♥♥♥ list before that. i guess im saying i just dont understand the whole idea behind that, any reason for something so lame. and what kind of cearl anyways. i would hope its something good like coco pebbles. depending on what is killing you in 24 hours, its most likelly gonna hurt like hell when it does, i dont know about you, but i dont wanna die a slow and painfull death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboHLS30 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I'd have as much sex posible fly to germany and drive my 240z flat out all the way down the autobahn with police chasing me, fly back little bit more sex then i'll hit the nevada highway then take a nap then go see my mom and spend my last minutes with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsun723 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Skydive completely naked THAT would hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big-phil Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Go to the DMV. They make an hour seem like a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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