big-phil Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Sir, why were you trying to get away from me?" "well, years ago my wife left me for a cop, I was worried you were bringing her back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSM Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 ... and I thought it was going to be a "real" video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggyZ Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ouch... uh, sorry, Phil. That was not one of your better referrals. That was a very lame 2 minutes I should have spent holding my daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkumaNoZeta Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I like what's at the end of Juggalo Island on ICP's new album. I can't find a sound clip or anything from it so I'm just gonna have to post it (censored of course to show how I'm a decent young man, lol): Cop - Good evening sir, where you headed tonight? Shaggz - Up your mom’s a** Cop- Ok, license and registration please Shaggz- Come on, are you serious? I don’t have registration for this b****, I just stole this mother f***er like 45 minutes ago Cop - Do you have any idea why I pulled you over? Shaggz- I’ll tell you why. Because you’re a lonely f***ing nerd in a cop suit driving around going “whoo hoo hoo hooooooooo” Cop - Is there anything you want to tell me before I run your license? Shaggz - Yeah. It’s a fake license. You got some powdered sugar in that mustache of yours, and lastly F*** OFF BITCH!!! Cop - Ok, stay put. Ok, as I imagined everything is all f***ed up. You have several warrants and as you said this vehicle is stolen and you’re obviously drunk. Shaggz- Wow, extra points for you dick breath Cop - Just be careful next time and wear your seatbelt. Oh, and it sounds like you’ve got somebody in the trunk kicking and screaming and what not Shaggz - Don’t worry about that f***-hole. That’s my b****. You go eat a bowl of poop b****. I’m out this piece. F*** OFF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-Z Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 "fast, isn't she?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Real life quote, with like 12 M16's pointed at me: Cop: What do you think this is, the Indy 500" Tony D: No, they go round and round to the left (making swirling motion anti-clockwise with my index finger pointing down), I was going to the right (reverse my finger motion while looking him straight in the eye)... Cop: License and I.D. Card, Airman! Joseph Clementi (Passenger in the car at the time): Gag, Gasp, 'we were going to the right', snicker, gag, gasp...you're going to get us court-martialled! True Story. I can see it like it was yesterday. All those M16's all pointed at me. I was bad. I was a bad Airman... BAD AIRMAN! BAAAAD AIRMAN! Cop was PI$$ED when the duty watch commander told him he could only write me for 'breaking traction' since nobody actually SAW me doing the donuts in the empty parking lot. All they saw was the curling smoke above some shipping crates, and the sound....oh the SOUND of Mikuinis on full wail at about 6500 rpms. "We could hear you, we could see your smoke. We KNOW what you were doing!" Yeah, well, better luck next time! (Probably another thing you shouldn't say to the cop...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldson Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 How did you end up with sooooo much karma, D, rock on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netrix Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Cop: Don't you think your exhaust is kinda loud? Brother: Nope, it's at home behind the barn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLT Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I like what's at the end of Juggalo Island on ICP's new album. I can't find a sound clip or anything from it so I'm just gonna have to post it (censored of course to show how I'm a decent young man, lol): Cop - Good evening sir, where you headed tonight? Shaggz - Up your mom’s a** Cop- Ok, license and registration please Shaggz- Come on, are you serious? I don’t have registration for this b****, I just stole this mother f***er like 45 minutes ago Cop - Do you have any idea why I pulled you over? Shaggz- I’ll tell you why. Because you’re a lonely f***ing nerd in a cop suit driving around going “whoo hoo hoo hooooooooo†Cop - Is there anything you want to tell me before I run your license? Shaggz - Yeah. It’s a fake license. You got some powdered sugar in that mustache of yours, and lastly F*** OFF BITCH!!! Cop - Ok, stay put. Ok, as I imagined everything is all f***ed up. You have several warrants and as you said this vehicle is stolen and you’re obviously drunk. Shaggz- Wow, extra points for you dick breath Cop - Just be careful next time and wear your seatbelt. Oh, and it sounds like you’ve got somebody in the trunk kicking and screaming and what not Shaggz - Don’t worry about that f***-hole. That’s my b****. You go eat a bowl of poop b****. I’m out this piece. F*** OFF!!! ICP blows harder than this video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuum Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
at-jefft Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I liked the video. Thanks Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffer949 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 This seriously made me laugh out loud. Cop: Don't you think your exhaust is kinda loud?Brother: Nope, it's at home behind the barn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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