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  1. oh man I can't make saturday night - gf is organizing a dinner party thingy in the city so I can't go
  2. me, fl327, dan juday, jumbo30, 73botiz, steve parmley, zdreamer, davyz, rustrocket, many others i can't think of at hte moment
  3. gran turismo 2 has a zg flared g-nose 240z in it
  4. my girl got a good laugh out of that text, because first thing I did was send that to her So, that should answer your question
  5. The Allied Invasion. The Trojan Horse. The Divine Plan. The following strategy puts them all to shame because it defines how to finally defeat the great beast of society: women. Arguing with girls, like yoga, is a meaningless and inane exercise. A lot of guys hate doing it, most notably because it never seems like we can win. But you can win. Here's how. Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you. Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole fuckin' Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?) Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person. Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant. Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled. Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train. Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bullshit. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must. Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me. Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly. Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works. That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must. Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point." Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again, mind games. Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag. Self-explanatory. Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother. It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument. Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn't it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.
  6. Never a bad time to put on a new rear gasket and flush the fluid. drain gear oil, unbolt the diff. cover, grab a flash light, and see what numbers are stamped on hte ring gear. divide 1st number by second number. ie. 39:11 imprint yields 3.545:1 gearing. If you see a mechanical clutch like this, and numbers imprinted equal to 3.7, you have an LSD lsd pic for reference
  7. there's a unical 76 gas station on almaden and wolfe that sells 100 octane at the pump
  8. my m44? I bought it at big 5 sporting goods for 75 bucks. Stripped it and refinished it.
  9. Turkish 8mm mauser, covered top to bottom in cosmoline. I've cleaned it up and reassembled to take the pic (it's on top). Manufacture date is 43. This sucker needs a LOT of work. It was excessively loaded with cosmoline, and I ran out of cleaner. Need to do a complete strip down and clean out the bolt/firing pin. I guess I should also refinish the wood, as I did with the m44 pictured on the bottom
  10. I was looking for intercoolers on ebay and found this gem. Looks very nice and clean, and I want to see the front pictures of said car to see how the IC is mounted http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7944793990&fromMakeTrack=true
  11. it's a 1jz-gte toyota engine, found in soarers and chasers. 2.5 liter turbo, iirc
  12. You have to do a business where the flow of customers is always steady... like a mortuary. cuz people always die!
  13. they don't fix the problem, just move it elsewhere. They do help a little bit though. Question is, are you feeling bumpsteer when driving? When going around a turn on a bumpy road, does your car dart to the opposite side and jerk your steering wheel? It's a cheap 50 dollar investment, but ideally you want to relocate the pivot point of the control arm
  14. msa carries rebuilt steering racks: http://www.zcarparts.com
  15. really old pic of me. yes, i am wearing full gear, half of it is on the ground behind me
  16. yeah, but if he goes the lt1 route, it's not a mopar
  17. want to know something funny? a stock spare steelie that's 14x5.5 will clear the 4x4 vented setup with spacer
  18. I know mine didn't clear the 15x6 snowflake wheels I had.
  19. that's the other reason: you're have to run forward mounted transmission with a rotary, if anything, to make it fit. The seats in the Z are almost on the rear axle. You could make a rear engine car out of it... wheelie monster! great, I just thought of another project: worked 1608cc bug engine into a rear of a Z! ha!
  20. I'm the rotary Z guy. I wouldn't do a rear (mid) engined rotary Z for the same reason you're concerned about: weight distribution. My engine mount already makes it a mid engined car, the engine's far behind the front axle, and it literally sits almost in the middle. I wanted to keep it as far forward as possible to retain some weight over the front wheels. I'm going to try to retain the battery up front too, but not in the stock location (too much heat). http://www.rotaryz.com/gallery
  21. magnum: less pics of bike, more pics of your wife!
  22. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
  23. Used to ride. '98 Yamaha YZF600R, jetted carbs, yoshimura rs-3 exhaust, dunlop d207 tires. sold it tho
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