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  1. heh, not polished yet. that's just cleaned up. my friend's little brother practices polishing.... and offerred to do my intake components for pretty much next to nothing. I offerred to pay the kid, but he says "nah, just pay me for materials" he does really good polishing work, I mean, downright crazy like a pro. And he's only 14. Then again, he can also rebuild 2 stroke motors, drive a forklift like a pro (he was operating the forklift when we lowered my engine into the car 6 feet in the air) and he has a '68 camaro that he's going to paint and rebuild
  2. Seriously, with this config, do you really need a rotary in the rear?
  3. auxilary

    Uti

    jeez, i thought this was going to be about Urinary Tract Infections
  4. she's not kidding about college, she needs it. Who spells intiniary?
  5. looks like crank walk issues have been addressed!
  6. maybe admins can ban posting that q45 tt pic....
  7. my best friend's little brother did that... right in front of a cop. got ticketed for reckless driving, had to go to court. I told him to get a lawyer asap. He didn't. He got a fine for $250 and 2 point misdemeanor infraction on his license, which means it'll stick to his record for 7 years instead of 3, and he can't take traffic school for it
  8. there's no rb25dett. there's rb25det (single), and rb26dett (twin)
  9. 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter =Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahertz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram 25. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Cornell University Hospital = 1 IV League
  10. i'm sick and tired of that goddamn car. Every board I'm on gets hit with "OMG! Look at this twin turbo v8 Z!" worse than Darius's videos now.
  11. lol, you guys realize this was 2 years ago, right?
  12. Well, he'd definitely get drunk a lot faster through the bum, since the tissue is highly absorbent, and it'd be the equivalent of basically injecting alcohol into his bloodstream
  13. auxilary

    Ls1 Rx7

    Mas280 from sacramento has an ls1 240z and an ls1 FD
  14. yeah, but i bet the wine tasted like crap...
  15. guess he really did get drunk off his ***... Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema 2 hours, 14 minutes ago Add to My Yahoo! Oddly Enough - Reuters HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday. Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles." Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper. "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case. The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said. A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters. Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison. Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.
  16. don't forget that we drive on the right side of the road!
  17. auxilary

    R230 swap info?

    sheldon from sunnyvale... you wouldn't happen to own el camino bodyshop, would you?
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