15 Ways to Amuse Yourself In a Public Bathroom! ?
1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbour,
"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that".
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say, "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh
relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbour while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy Boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour.
Then say, "Could you kick that back over here, please.
13. Say, "C'mon, Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna to do?"