Using this technology that creates "free energy from water" I just finished my time traveling invention,the Time Traveler, which did indeed need a LOT of energy to run. I tried yesterday, this morning, and told myself it would work. To Which my past self replied that he wanted to see the future, so he proposed we switch places and I would have to finish the machine agian myself, then I thought, Why shouldn't I keep his future for myself, It's mine, after all. My Own, my precious. So I sent him to 3400 B.C. and just before he left stole the device from him leaving him deviceless and stuck in the past. I wonder what he's doing about now? He was a jerk anyway, very adament that it was his invention while I could clearly see that it was mine and he hadn't finished his yet. Why shoudl I share the nobel prize with him anyway!
So anyway I'm selling the device for only $5000 which is not too much to pay considering it not only created free energy from common drinking water, lets you travel back in time but only weighs 15 ozs and comes in a stylish black tote. For a limited time ony, you get the "Time Travler Buddy ". This adapter converts the readily available energy into pure freash drinking water which can be used to drink, water your favoirte African Violet, or to power the Time Traveler. Order now!
Warning: Aftrican Violets are inherantly hard to care for and overwatering can lead to root rot or mold fly.