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I was just about to ask the same thing. Doesn't "I'm feeling lucky" just return what would be the first hit in a regular search? Still very funny.

 

That's awesome that searching for that term brings up that page. It's so perfect

 

(wonder how many of you figured out it's not really google)

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:lmao: These are great...

 

 

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night' date=' he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

 

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

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:lmao::lmao:

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BRAAP, this isn't your first time to see these, is it? This has been floating around the internet for at least the past 5yrs. There are Vin Diesel and Mr. T lists also. Mr. T "pitties" everyone.

 

:lmao: Yeah, sorry to say, this is my first time seeing that. Sorry fella's.. shy.gif

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If you like that, search for

 

"French Military Victories"

 

I think that one is one of the best.. The creme de la creme was the old trick that you could search for "failure" and click "I'm feeling lucky" and it would go to the white house web site.. directly to the profile of George Bush Jr.

 

God bless google.

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