JoeinCA Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Do not shampoo and condition your eyelashes. It just isn't worth it. Tune in tomorrow. Joe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockerstar Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 what prompted you to discover this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizm0Zed Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 subscribed... this should be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZR8ED Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Here is my message for the day: It is better to be alive and wrong than dead right. Works in so many aspects of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizm0Zed Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 how about, "If there is a warning on the label, then your not the first idiot to do it" told to me by my father after an embarrasing incident involving expanding foam. dont ask, i really wont tell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 No wonder floppies are extinct - they're too enticing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 The coffee mug that we got at work came with a warning label. It had 10 warnings on the list...seriously! Number three was "Do not exceed capacity of container." What have we become? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself. -A pilot friend of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhp123166 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 "It takes a big man to cry, And it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COZY Z COLE Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 A member posted this awhile ago and I don't remember who but I like it... It went something like this... "My dad told me that if it has tits or wheels on it you will have trouble with it the rest of your life." LARRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83zxowner Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 yeah my dad has that on the back of his semi. his says................ "If it has wheels or high heels sooner or later your gunna have trouble" lol if only i could right down all the things he has told me over the years. he just sent me a text today that said ......they have created a new douche made of marijuana, deoderant and kentucky fried chicken. Now a women can stay high, dry and finger lickin good. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxilary Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Good judgment comes from experience Experience comes from bad judgment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Whatever you do, don't get caught." - My Dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinCA Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Never get into a flatulence contest with a woman you would like to sleep with. It can be hard to erase that memory. Especially if she cheats to win. Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forchunet Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Don't pursue happiness, create it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drax240z Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 A breast in hand is worth two in the bra... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eec564 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If you loan a man 20$, and never see him again, it was probably worth it. And a very good Irish friend of mine told me: "Always drink on a Sunday. You don't want to go wastin' a hangover on a day off." - Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
280zjoel Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Life isn't like a box of chocolate.... It's more like a jar of Jalapeno's, Whatever you do today can burn your a$$ tomorrow.":flamedevi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4xwellmurd3r Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 No wonder floppies are extinct - they're too enticing! DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rolling Parts Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 "In women's tennis, always root against the heterosexual." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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