So far, i havent done anything really stupid yet.... *knock on wood*
But a few years back, my father and mother were going to some charity car show, and on the way there it started raining. My mom made the mistake of trying to get my dad to look at houses on the way there, and while he wasnt looking, a stop sign was approaching very quickly with a car sitting at the line. My dads knee jerk reaction was to swerve and miss the car, but this caused him to slam his '66 Aston DB6 into the stop sign. Needless to say, he was a pretty unhappy... NOw he learned his lesson and never drives it unless its perfect outside.
And a few months ago he was getting ready to go to work and forgot his rear driver side door was open, and backed the Volvo out of the garage. Well his door bent forward, and he stopped just in time to prevent a repeat of Tommy Boy, but either way, the door hardly shut afterwards and ended up bending part of the driver door too. In the end he had to replace the door, and the car looks great, you cant even tell something has happened to it:burnout: