Oh man! I did the same thing Grump! Except I did wash my hands and some oil must of stuck under my finger nails. Well later on the wife and I decided to fool around, and I notice this painful look on her face. I asked what's wrong, and she said she was burning down there! We stop and I noticed the same with me! Here we are screaming around the bedroom, running to the bathroom to douse water on us, Oh!!!!!
My new nickname after that is Sting!!!