He went to the dark side my friends, lured by the smell of texas tea and hot blonde women. The first thing he did was ditch the California plates cause everyone knows how texans hate californians. Then he subtly picked up the Y'ant too, Y'ant some, G'eet yet, A'right, Y'all, Y'all come back, Y'hear and various other texas lingos. His screen name should change to Bubba since he's in bubbaville, tx. Either that or rename his car bubbette.
Well, Larry, at least your closer, there is a dragstrip there and who knows what else.
Congrats on the move, I think and hope you find it to your liking better than where you were. Your a great friend!