CArFAn Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 There are somethings i just dont get and wonder if any one has anything that they have herd but couldnt ever figure out just wtf the person were talking about. one for me is this one "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith" - Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warrenHLS3083301 Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 My dad used to say " I know you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I don't think you realize what you heard was not what I meant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar240z Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I think albert was just regretful for helping develop the atomic bomb.. thats just what it seems like to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 You might remember this from Shrek 3. (pinochio) "Well, uhh, I don’t know where he’s NOT. It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect. " "On the contrary. I possibly more or less not definitely rejected the idea in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be. If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t where I knew he was…" I was lost after the first sentence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi0o0o Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 LOL @ the shrek 3 quote. i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I eat more chicken than any man ever seen Yeah, I'm a back door man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody 82 ZXT Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 I think albert was just regretful for helping develop the atomic bomb.. thats just what it seems like to me. I thought the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datsunlover Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 My dad used to say " I know you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I don't think you realize what you heard was not what I meant" Makes me wonder if your dad knew my dad.. heh heh.. I have an old poster (actually hanging on my fridge right now!) that my dad had from years ago... that is that exact quote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 As far as weired words are concerned, I think "cwm" is the strangest. It's a noun and it's definition is "a valley as formed by glaciers..." I think "cwms" is one of the longest English words with no vowels. I have heard someone (my brother?) use "cwmcy" in a sentence as in describing a "non-corporeal cwmcy." I think I was smarter back then and understood it all Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Here is another from an old song. Each of the letters is actually a word (like an abbreviation)...see if you can make sense of it: I M S I M, F I M L I C. F U R L I C, I M S U R. No, it's not dirty, but it is philosophical. Any guesses? It's easier than you think. Davy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Supercalifragilisticexpialadoucious its kinda weird for a word but what do i know French is my first language and we got P L E N T Y of weird stuff happening lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cygnusx1 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Here is another from an old song. Each of the letters is actually a word (like an abbreviation)...see if you can make sense of it: I M S I M, F I M L I C. F U R L I C, I M S U R. No, it's not dirty, but it is philosophical. Any guesses? It's easier than you think. Davy Half assed guess. I am as I am, if I'm like?. ???..???, I am as you are? Here is a saying my old english teacher often used: "You are definitely not without a lack of talent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyc Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 i am as i am, if i am all i can. if you are all i can, i am as you are...? beats me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Reminds me of the redneck version... C M, M R ducks, M R not, O S A R, C M wangs, L I B, M R ducks. HAHA Anyway, The Einstein quote rings a bell in my ear... remember, I AM a locksmith. Warren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naviathan Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Here is another from an old song. Each of the letters is actually a word (like an abbreviation)...see if you can make sense of it: I M S I M, F I M L I C. F U R L I C, I M S U R. No, it's not dirty, but it is philosophical. Any guesses? It's easier than you think. Davy "I am as I am, If I am ill I see. If you are ill I see, I am as you are." My best guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFancypants Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 One of my favorites, from the master spinster Donald Rumsfeld: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know." Sad thing is the logic isn't flawed but it looks ridiculous! - Greg - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyZ Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 "I am as I am, If I am ill I see. If you are ill I see, I am as you are." My best guess. You are the closest! "I am as I am, if I am all I see, but if you are all I see, I see I am as you are." Warren's redneck version of something similar is great!! Davy EDIT: I did screw up the original post above, but my translation is fairly close--but just substitute the appropriate letter for the appropriate word. Excellent guesses guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 There are somethings i just dont get and wonder if any one has anything that they have herd but couldnt ever figure out just wtf the person were talking about. one for me is this one "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith" - Albert Einstein Had Albert known everything he tried to figure out, he would have held the key to everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I eat more chicken than any man ever seen Yeah, I'm a back door man.... chicken = bird back door = secondary orifices. think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 You are the closest! "I am as I am, if I am all I see, but if you are all I see, I see I am as you are." Warren's redneck version of something similar is great!! Davy EDIT: I did screw up the original post above, but my translation is fairly close--but just substitute the appropriate letter for the appropriate word. Excellent guesses guys! remove that "I See", and the "but", and it's correct. I think naviathan got it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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