blueovalz Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Yesterday my wife bought a “ladies” tool kit (the abomination of parts and pieces on the right side of the photo below). This isn’t a woman’s average attempt to acquire tools to have around the INSIDE of the house. Nope, this kit is the beginning of a full-blown campaign at placing small, weak, tiny tools under the laundry sink PEMANENTLY!. This affront to Man-Law goes one step further with their little pink handles, with their little two-color coordinated pieces, and their little 10 oz hammer with a pink handle. Even the level is pink (I believe I was boldly corrected in this color being “salmon”???). This attempt to possess our Man-Law icon even includes a pair of safety glasses. These are actual, real live safety glasses though, and don’t have the leopard print or fashion logo on them (somehow these turned up missing from the kit later). Between the real safety glasses, and the fact that the bag holding the tools is actually quality sewn, heavy canvas bag that rivals my “Grizzly Tools” tool bag (on the left side of this photo), I have chosen the high road, and allowed it to remain in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonfly Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Since she is obviously challenging the man laws I think you have the right to inform her that she must actually do it herself and use her own tools when she needs something done and also she is not allowed to use any of your tools. Of course you will uphold your end by not using any of her tools. Dragonfly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Purple240zt Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 How can you not know the difference between pink and salmon? lol Uhh, cheezo. I bought my mom a tool kit from ace hardware for christmas. Its full of quality manly stuff. None of this fru-fru BS! Quite the marketing ploy I must say. Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizm0Zed Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 it is actually a scientifically proven fact that 99% or straight hetero men cannot differentiate between the colour pink, and salmon. they also have a 'blindness to puce, fuschia, teal, russet, saffron ect ect (btw, that level isn't salmon, salmon is more like the colour of the fish, like when you catch it yourself, skin it man style with a sharpened rock, and cook it dangling form some sticks, while fending off bears with your free hand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtmny1999 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Nice Pedicure set, where you buy that from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-TARD Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Next time post a warning Terry! I could actually feel testosterone being replaced by estrogen inside of me when I looked at that picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buZy Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol and...."Essentials" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCchris Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Add one of those itty bity battery powered dremmil tools and the set will be complete! chris ps: my most manly tool tote is the handy dandy 5 gallon bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.I.jonas Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 rofl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop N Wood Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Here is the tool kit I am getting the little woman for Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikelly Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Well, At least both "toolkits" match! Pop-N-Wood, Your wife and Terry's wife need to go shopping together! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJLamberson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 ask her if you can borrow them (this will make her happy and feel important) then cover them in grease and oil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 ask her if you can borrow them (this will make her happy and feel important) then cover them in grease and oil... Are you referring to Pop-N-Wood's "tool set" or Terry's wife's tool set? Wheelman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJLamberson Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 lol, terrys wifes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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