I'll throw mine in:
I was in Gorman camping for the weekend with a girlfriend, and decided to check out a nearby lake. I was driving in a minivan, and almost to the ridge on a one-lane paved road was a pidgeon about 2 feet from the edge of the asphalt.
Julie says, "You're gonna hit him, look out!"
To which I reply, "It's a bird, it will fly way!"
Bump, bump.
In the rear view mirror it looked as if I shot a down pillow with a 12 guage!
She was right. Stupid bird!