bah. these kinds of stripes are cheesy IMO... no offense to anyone that likes those...
But, this is what I imagine when I see those stripes.
Man 1: Man, [takes a swig] I put dem racing strips on my car, and now everyone's got racing stripes. [takes a swig]
Man 2: Yeah Man, [takes a swig] that's lame...copycats...[takes a swig]
Man 1: WAIT! ... Are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Man 2: What? Mullets, and 'Maro's? hehehehe[takes a swig] hehe
Man 1:Well, yeah, but [takes a swig] What if [takes a swig]....I [takes a swig] make one of the stripes bigger than the other one....on purpose....[takes a swig] OH! aaaand maybe, put them off to the side, so they ain't in the middle.[takes 2 swigs]
Man 2: yeaaaaaaah. [takes a swig]