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no, i work for a company that publishes online gaming... so yeah, lots of game servers

So every day, I will post a short snippet of a story, since these idiocies happen every day, and he's obviously not getting fired of shown stupidity. Check this thread daily for new stories Yesterday's idiocy:

Technically, you have 4.... if you count your kids. hahah!

email me your shipping address, I have something for you... haha

sort of. I work for one, and prize for employee of the month was a free trip for 10 days to okinawa and tokyo along with other guys. So... I won

Ugh, united airlines Wee! Ocean! Brrr cold Hello Narita Tokyo airport Shabu Shabu that night Interesting find in Shibuya district of Tokyo: an old school GTO, restored! Next door to my hotel, 420.jp Hello Okinawa, you are very humid today! and the next 4 days... Good engrish place, thanks! Hello nice Okinawa beach, you are warm and comfy today! Unless you dive during volleyball, which results in skinned arms from coral shards in the sand Everyone loves PORK! Oh carp... Shurya Castle Hello Tokyo game show 2008, and hello, curviest japanese girl there! Hello more TGS2008 chicks! and more chicks w/ guns I'm such a Rebel Skyrine! OOOH! Japanese McDonald's! Yes folks, they get a DOUBLE BIG MAC. I feel ripped off. And the McRib. And some sort of shrimp burger Tokyo Shibuya at night Akihabara district, where you can find some really weird messed up crap, and everything's overpriced, especially if naked Hi Colonel Sanders! FYI, Japanese KFC sucks ass. apparently they didn't get the secret 11 herb and spice recipe. Tried it just to see how it would taste. Oh, and it's overpriced. Hello Osaka temple Shopping district for tourists in front of the temple at night. Biggest collection of white people ever! Tokyo from 52nd floor. Wish I had a tripod and a better camera, and the lights were shut off to eliminate glare

it sold on CL for 2700 a year ago, if memory serves

Right now I'm in Shubya district, so i'll have to see where that is going to akibara in 2 days though

So, I won employee of hte month a couple months ago, and usually, the prize is an xbox 360, ps3, or whatever around $300-400 range. However, for that month, the prize announced was a trip to Okinawa for my company's 15th anniversary (global, japan, korean, ireland, and US offices). So, 4 people from my office went (US) and I got one of the spots. Initially, I was informed the trip was 3 days (2 of which I'd be traveling anyway), so I was about to call it off Then just as I was about to cancel my trip and take a regular prize, I was informed that it's actually TEN days! So, I flew out on oct 2nd to Okinawa, stayed there, it was a blast...picked up a cold, so now I feel like fecal matter, but now I'm in Tokyo until Sunday 12th! Tomorrow's Tokyo game show (I work in video game industry) and 2 days after that are sight seeing and etc. I'd offer to bring stuff back for people, but my list is already super long, and I won't have the luggage space But the experience alone is worth it!) Plus, it's all paid for. Hotels, meals, etc.

MONROE, Wash. - A brazen bank robbery suspect maced the guard of an armored truck before making his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River. But he had placed a Craigslist ad as a diversion and people used to pull off the crime didn't even know they were part of it until it was too late. "He was wearing a dust mask, a particle mask. At first I thought it might be a surgical mask. I still didn't think anything was wrong, just unusual. Then I noticed he had a pump sprayer," said Mitch Ruth, who had looked out his office window and noticed the man walking into the Bank of America at about 11 a.m. on Tuesday. The robber, who carried the bag of money as he raced out of the bank, sprayed the guard and ran about 100 yards to the creek that runs into the Skykomish River, shedding clothes as he ran. One witness said the swam away, but another said he used an inner tube to get away. "We did get an inner tube that was about 200 yards from the place where he entered the water and took that for evidence," said Debbie Willis, Monroe Police. Investigators believe accomplices could have picked the robber up at a nearby boat launch or park. But apparently, the robber had planned ahead. In case anyone was hot on his trail, he had at least a dozen unsuspecting decoys waiting nearby. "I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," said Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe. He said he inquired and was e-mailed back with instructions to meet near the Bank of America in Monroe at 11 a.m. Tuesday. He also was told to wear certain work clothing. "Yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt," he said. Mike showed up along with about a dozen other men dressed like him, but there was no contractor and no road work to be done. He thought they had been stood up until he heard about the bank robbery and the suspect who wore the same attire. Police say they now have the Craigslist information and they are trying to piece it all together to find the suspect. The suspect is described as a white man in his 20s, between 5-foot-7 and 5-foot-10, wearing a dark blue shirt, jean shorts and a mask.

Look closely at the car

ugh, no. no barb wire.

cut the backing plate in half and pull it off after unbolting those 4 bolts holding it in

sorry bud, it's pretty unanimous that St. Anger was a pile of steaming excrement, even Metallica said so Listen to everything before Load/Reload albums. Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets are probably their best work. I'd have to give MOP props as my fave album. Everything on it is good

i think he just forgot a 0 at the end

religious threads aren't allowed?

damn dude, my condolences

We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long why to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound just watch ol'Bandit run 10-4 good buddy http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,415242,00.html

copy/paste from triumph forums

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrmkJM3MCA

welcome to 2002

apparently there were 4 at the San Diego ComicCon (no, I wasn't there) that's damn cool

You're on a mission, and you're wishin' someone could cure your lonely condition. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, no fine girls, just ugly faces. From frustration, first inclination, is to become a monk and leave the situation. But ever dark tunnel has a light, I hope, so don't hang yourself with a celebate rope.